"Hello, and wel-"

"Hey, Elliot. I'll have a-"

"Ian! You remembered my name!"

"Wasn't that hard."

"..."

"..."

"Fine; I put it on that notes app - or whatever it's called - after we hung up. I may or may not have checked it as I got out of my car."

"How incredibly devious you are."

"Anyways, hurry up and order. There's a line and Marina, the big boss, can - and will - hurt me if I don't get through it before complaints start to come in."

"..."

"It happened once before. Wasn't pretty."

"Ooph. My sincerest condolences."

"Yeah okay, I'll have a noisette please. Extra sugar and milk."

register clicks.

"Why all that milk and sugar? Can't handle it?"

"Nah. Just feeling in a sweet kinda mood today."

"That so?"

"Your total is $1.50. Pay up you dingus."

"Woah there. Thought we were friends, or something."

"Or something, what else is there? Calm yourself Ian; we're friends. And that's how I treat my friends. Don't read into it."

"Haha. So funny."

"I always am."

"Enjoy your drink. Hot and fresh, like me."

"..."

"..."

"What the f-"

"Next up!"