Tyler: What do you look like?

Evan: why do you ask

Tyler: Because I'm fuckin curious, that's why.

Evan: because you wanna jack off to a pic of me lol

Tyler: Hah, hah, yeah, sure. Totally.

Evan: figures

Tyler: Sarcasm, asshole. And what do you mean "figures?" You're the homo here, not me. 

Evan: whatever

Evan sent a photo. 

Evan: happy?

Tyler: Why would I be happy?

Evan: because this is the part where you show me your face, you dumbass

Tyler: Fine bitch

Evan: whats with the mic

Tyler: I'm a YouTuber, dickcheese.

Evan: lol hawt

Tyler: Get the fuck outta here. Everyone knows YouTubers "don't have a life."

Evan: actually im a youtuber too so

Tyler: Really? What a coincidence.

Evan: yeah. whats your channel name man

Tyler: I _AM_WILDCAT

Evan: coo ill sub

Tyler: Okay lmao

Tyler: What's yours?

Evan: oooh la la a man is asking for my channel name? ;)

Tyler: It's YouTube, not PornHub.

Evan: still ooooh

Tyler: Fine I won't subscribe

Evan: fine its VanossGaming

Tyler: K, thanks. 

Evan: dont k me

Tyler: kkk

Evan: :o

Evan: nooo im offended

Tyler: Really? From the looks of your channel you're CanAsian so you shouldn't be.

Evan: true