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Kabiro Xatuni. A six sweep old troll living with his lusus, Shearpent. He often was kicked out the house for a few hours. To this day he does not know why. He often went over to Tavros' house to help with things his friend could not achieve on his own. He would often see Tavros playing a game with a Spinerette Mindfang. He didn't join the game because Tavros seemed to be enjoying it by himself anyway. So he decided to go see his flush crush, Vriska Serket.

He walked and walked in the stupid storm before arriving at the cerulean bloods hive. He raised a grey hand and knocked eight times. A few minutes later the door swung open.
"Ahh, a change from toreadumbass! (That hurt to type! Leave tavvy-babs alone!) Get in here." He stepped into the hive.

He strolled ever so casually into the living room and sat down on the couch. He looked around the room as if for the hundredth time.

Cobwebs could be located in every corner, eight balls and die were all over the floor. 'Nothing has changed. I mean, wow. How can someone live like this? There's barely any floor that isn't covered in die or... Dirt. When was the last time she cleaned?' Vriska sat her plush rump on the computer chair and faced away from Kabiro. Kabiro glared at author-chan for calling him by his first name. Sorry. Xatuni stared at Vriska's back and thought that the gesture was quite rude. Why did he have a flush crush on her again? Oh right. She could be kind when she wanted to be. And she gave quite good advice... Sometimes.

He cleared his throat.
"So what are you doing?" He asked.
"Messing with Tavro- playing a game."
"What one?"
"None of your business." Xatuni gritted his teeth.
"Well sorry if I'm trying to make conversation unlike you."
"All you're doing is asking questions~"
"And what? Would you rather me say 'Oh, nice weather we're having!' When it's raining a shit storm outside."
"Aw, that hurt my feelings~ kiss it better?~" The female whined, patting her chest, over her vascular pump.

Xatuni blushed and scowled. Sometimes he felt like Vriska knew about his little secret, like she was teasing him.
"I know that you like me~" MIND READER!
'Shit, is it really obvious?' Xatuni gritted his teeth once more and blushed again. Vriska sauntered over to where the cyan blood sat. And then, she did something unexpected. She sat. On his. Wait for it, wait for it... She sat on his lap.

That's right. Right on his thighs.
"You may be a mutant, but you're a HOT mutant~" she whispered in his ear. His face ablaze and his eye twitching she placed a chaste kiss on his lips. And so bloomed the matespriteship of the Cyan Mutant and Cerulean Bitch.

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How was it? I hope it was what you were hoping for, sorry it took so long! ^•^"
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