Dave became startled when he heard scratches coming from his bedroom door. He shook his head an opened the door. You walked in, tail flicking, cat ears twitching in an irritated manner.
"Where's the apple juice?" You asked impertinently.
"In my fridge." He replied pointing to a mini fridge that was covered in chains and padlocks.
"DAVE!"
"_____."
"UURRGGHH!" You stormed out of the house and walked to one of the closest stores to buy some of the tastiest goodness ever.

As you approached the drinks isle you noticed a new drink was next to the apple juice.
"Fay-go?"
"Yeah, that is a motherfucking miracle elixir."
"Ah! Oh my God... Why you do dis Gamzee?" You went to pick up some apple juice as Gamzee went to pick up a faygo. You both turned to each other and walked into each other. How did that happen? I don't know, you're the one who did it.

The drinks fell from your hands. You both apologised and picked up your drinks and walked to the tills. You scanned the drink and payed for it before walking out and sitting on a curb nearby. You opened the bottle and it fizzed slightly. You thought nothing of it an began to drink it.

Of course, after the first gulp something wasn't right. You took the bottle from your lips and looked at the label. Faygo.
"NUUUUUUU!" You screeched. But then again, it did taste quite nice... Maybe a few more sips wouldn't do any harm.

Which it did.

You stumbled back the house singing, tail swishing happily.
"DAVVY-KINS I'M HOLE *HOME!"
"Oh my god... What happened to you?"
"I had this 'miracle elixir' appreylt *apparently" you started swaying your hips.
"Why are you dancing?"
"Because Dave's brsts *beats are fantabulous~!"
"Oh my- just go to bed."
"But I don't wanna~!" You whined stopping your swaying hips and stomping your foot. Dave just swung you over his shoulder and carried to your room.

He almost threw you onto the bed.
"No fair! Pet me Dave~" dave stayed straight faced.
"No."
"Please~?"
"No."
"PLEASE~"
"Fine, annoying cat..." He stroked your ears and petted your head until you fell asleep purring contentedly.
"I love you, you damn cat."

The next day you woke up and wrapped your arms around Dave's neck. He had been sitting at the table eating branflakes.
"Does Dirk let you eat that?"
"No."
"Oh. Anyway, what happened last night?"
"You drank Faygo, came home singing and swaying your hips. You whined that you didn't want to go to bed so I carried you there. Then you wanted me to pet you. We argued for about a minute and I started to pet you until you fell asleep. Then I said I love you."
"Oh. Thanks Dave, looove you two~"
Dave spit out his bran flakes.
"What?"
"You heard me Strider."

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