Charlize went to the bathroom with big pangs in her stomach that seemed to spiral down further and further with no end. Marcel had let himself in the house, having to also take a massive shit. Julie bellowed "WHYHELLOWOULDYOULIKESOMETEAAAAA" marcel shivered with anticipation, thinking it was gonna be the biggest tea spill ever. Would he finally know the long lost Tonna secret of the century? Or will he finally know why charlize is a ranga? His thoughts clouded his vision, alongside the turd that was about to expel itself from between his butt cheeks. At that moment, Shaylee stormed in, furious that she wasn't invited to this tea spill, foaming at the mouth. All three of them heard the loud roar of the toilet flush, and charlize had returned from her bathroom sanctuary. "What's gOiNg On hErE" she says like the vine.
"B E K F A S T" her mum says while bringing in tea and cookies. Marcel, returning back to consciousness, it's horrified at the misleading information that has just been busted. "This some bullshit" he finally says, waddling to the bathroom and expelling his waste with a mighty grunt. The girls sit in the living room, baffled and mute, too speechless to even move. Marcel returns and heads for the door, but as soon as he does, a sobbing Alicia bursts through, shouting "RECTANGLE DOESNT LOVE ME HE FORGOT TO PULL OU-, oh hi lilli-rose". Marcel cackles with laughter, unable to hold back the leftover shit still cramping his bowels. Marcel having shat himself, Julie still holding the cups of tea, and Shaylee having anaphylactic shock from a lack of attention, the gang of misfits lived happily ever after.
For now.....

Written by Alicia 🥳