Hey everybody! Welcome back to 'The scoop', where we'll be bringing you the best of the best information about the stars.... the very same that you love to love, love to hate, dream of meeting and want to be. But perhaps, not everything is perfect in Paradise City....without further ado, let's check out what the celebrity elites have been up to.

Breaking: Chaos at the Westin!

Over this past long weekend, quite a few of our favorite celebrities got quite a scare, whether they were out maneuvering the natural beauty, Joshua Tree Nation Park or cozied up in their resort rooms, where they'd simply thought everything was safe...

While going on a unguided tour through the park itself blazing a loosely marked trail, somewhere along the way some of our stars seemed to get lost; forming their own small groups and heading into opposite directions, a source says. (remind us who sent a gaggle of celebrities trudging through the desert by themselves, again??)

After wandering for hours, (no exaggeration there), one group got themselves further and further into dangerous territory, as they wandered away from the path and into the open desert clocked at a sizzling 98 degrees on that particular day! (ouch!) considering the walk through was only meant to be an hour at the most, they weren't exactly prepared for a life alerting event...

among the group, was Jeremiah Thatcher, who claims he's taken some serious damage from the whole ordeal.

"The skin on my neck was severely burned, and I was hardly able to leave my bed for the rest of the trip. The Westin needs to take some responsibility for this."

sounds like our sulky prince of honesty isn't too happy about how everything went down...and who would be? With him was vlogger and youtube musician Easton Neal (AAohnoAA) who had this to say:

""Very hot and tiring. Everyone was either thirsty, hungry, or both and had meetings and places to be the next day. Very much stressful, but at least we're all safe and Marigold got some medical attention on that sprain."

Sylvester Travolta (-crazasian) gave his take on the situation, and we're sensing some pretty snarky vibes! (we don't blame him!)

" It was a great experience. Until we were left to boil under the smouldering sun. Good time! "

Sylvester was spotted helping what appeared to be an injured Sunni Kim (EvieWillow)...only fueling our speculations there something might be going on between the two of them. Come on guys, make it a little less obvious next time? (oh, and we hope you're recovering quickly Sunni!)

The fate of the second group? Well, it seemed as though they were actually right along their way back to the resort, according to staff. Unfortunately as if bad luck weren't running rampant enough, a rock slide landed yet another group of our stars stranded in a porous ravine well known for its scorpion population...luckily as far as we know, nobody was attacked by such Scorpiones Arachnida or it would be an even more grave fight for their lives...(this is getting spooky...)

Enepsigos (Scout) Carter (Phoberos) isn't a stranger to their own controversy with our major celebrity news magazine. But here's what they had to say about the ordeal.

"I agreed on joining that trip through the desert with all the big shots, sounded like fun at the time. I even bought this book 'Desert-ing for dummies' so I wouldn't make a fool out of myself. But turns out nobody else bought it, so I was one of the very few people actually dressed accordingly for a trip through the desert and I mean - duh - when am I ever dressed accordingly? Must've messed the universe up cos we got trapped in a cave by this freakishly loud rock slide. I'm used to being knee deep in... - I'd use a cuss word but you guys don't like that so think the rest- due to my work so I pretty much kept my cool. I just thought, being trapped in a cave has a really odd effect on all those big and perfect people those stars are on TV. I felt like being back in high-school. Just saying, there was a lot of cat-fighting and macho-business. Kinda amusing when you think about it."

Phoebe Westshire (crayola32) did not reportedly mention any sort of bickering among the ranks of the survival group. She was "Just happy everyone made it out alive". But scout wasn't the only one giving their take on the reportedly shaky dealings!

"Definitely not one of my proudest moments. Mia's an angel for that one. Also you'd be surprised how b-tchy people can get when they get trapped inside a cave. If you guys were in there, I'm sure you'd be all over it." Noah Lane (bored_outofmymind) said. Though the trooper of a country music star played an entire show not long after, leaving fans swooning with pride that he'd kept his head up!

So, what really happened in the pits of Joshua Tree National Park? Perhaps, we'll never know...

But it seemed that even if they'd managed to make it back to the resort, by about 9:00 pm that night the entire building had gone on lock down after an anonymous called called in a threat having something to do with a knife wielding vendetta against the rich and the famous. To be totally secure, all rooms were locked from the inside, and authorities were promptly contacted.... but considering the sheer size and capacity of the Westin, it wasn't a speedy recovery from the scare. Celebrities and other guests were trapped inside for hours in which ever room was closest, biding their time, waiting to hear the news of whatever was going on. (we are c r i n g i n g!)

Even Billionaire Business owner and fashion mogul Val Durand was trapped, admittedly inside of the bar where claims to have done his best to keep everyone calm.

"I just sort of took it as my responsibility to rally whoever I could. I've been in scary situations like that before and the last thing we wanted was to let everyone get too worked up."

To corroborate his story, was youtube vlogger and self proclaimed super fan Avery Johnson (SinnaRoll) and Disney cast member Jaxie Harlow.(gillioddities) Here's what they said:

"Oh, of course! Well, it was kinda scary being locked up all suddenly like that without knowing what was going on, especially when I was just trying to have a relaxing vacation with my girlfriends! I guess it was better there than those that got stuck in the pool shed, but it did give me a few nightmares. There was something good that came out of that trip though, thankfully. There was this guy that got stuck in the bar with us as well, and he really mixed a mean cocktail! He really calmed everyone down during all of it, which I really appreciated! I doubt I'll ever see him again, but it was nice to talk with him while I could!" said Avery.

Jaxie agreed that the night was surprisingly enjoyable despite it all. "Well, we honestly didn't really know what was happening-- or what had happened-- until after, so during it, Avery and I just kinda had some girl time. It was actually really fun, even if it was a little scary. It's definitely now an interesting story to have to tell people."

There were others however, who didn't exactly have the distraction of booze at their finger tips....or did they? Controversial actress Kennedy Lake (gillioddities) was not fond of her stay in a cramp and humid beach house on the property.

"Kennedy: I wasn't a fan of having my pool day ruined, but it didn't mess up my tan so I digress. I will, however, say I am not a fan of being stuck in small spaces with that many people, not an experience I'd want to relive, thanks."

Lito Enzan (sxnnydxze) had a very different take on the situation all together. In fact, he seemed generally scatterbrained on the topic and it's not too hard to see why. He mentioned actress Sorren Goodwin and supposedly a bottle of booze, leaving us...well, with more questions than answers really! We hope it's on the phone with the love doctor.

"Oh, it was grand. I was hungry and it took ages to get out of that stuffy pool house, but Sorren Goodwin was there. She cut her arm and stuff but I helped with that - sacrificed my booze and everything. Then we just chatted for the rest of the time. She's amazing, isn't she? Wonderful... her hair's really soft. I braided it the other day, have you ever braided her hair? No, of course not. I'm lucky, aren't I? Oh, I'm getting off track again. I can't help it with her. Anyways... yeah. It wasn't too bad on me. I have to go now, my doctor's calling. Toodles!"

We did reach out to both Aidan Darcy (crayola32) and Caroline Crawford (-crazasian) who supposedly were locked in the same area as Lito, Sorren, and Kennedy. But Neither wished to make comment...which, still sort of speaks to us, in a way!

After contacting the Westin, they had a couple of things to say about what they referred to as their worst night of service in history.

"We deeply apologize to any and all guests who were terrorized and inconvenienced by the events of this past weekend, and we never intended any ill will. To assure that nothing like this will ever happen again, we are currently suspending our unguided tours until further notice. We've also installed several more security cameras around our facility for increased surveillance."

Is this apology enough? What do our readers think?

Phoebe Westshire: The NEW Mia Mitchell?

Mia is OUT.....and Phoebe is IN!

At least...that's what some people are saying. According to our credible sources, Phoebe (crayola32) has been seen spending an awful lot of time with new producer Malik Park (Roseamore13) , and gossipers and celebrity analyzers alike are deciding where exactly that leaves Mia Mitchell (musicbeastly). After all, only one can be number one. Mia's been able to hold that title over the past year and rapidly rose into stardom even years before that. But perhaps Park - Thatcher Productions have decided that it's time for change? You tell us, has Mia's popularity been dropping? Are you team Phoebe, or team Mia?

Hide your wives from EASTON NEAL!

When Easton Neal (AAohnoAA) joined us for his interview, he was certainly an exuberant young man with an excited following. In fact, our social media was blowing up love for Easton - whether it be girls swooning, or hollywood well-offs inquiring about him. He seemed very well to be off to the same great start as Phoebe Westshire. But, we've received an anonymous tip with photo evidence that Easton very well may be a homewrecker...(you know, the other man...)

In the first picture, it's clear that Easton must be in attendance of the mystery woman's wedding, considering we could find no evidence of marriage of the youtuber. A beautiful, blushing bride in ivory fabrics in what looks to be a happy day for she and her new husband!

But, look at this? an image taken by our anonymous source depicts Neal getting close and personal with what appears to be the very same woman....a bottle of wine, sitting close, boating during sunset....seems a little intimate and romantic for a married woman without a doubt. We have not been able to confirm this woman's name, leaving us to believe she may not be a public figure, as her male counter part. We have to ask - is sweet seeming, angelic voiced Easton not quite as innocent as he seemed? Is he really a handsome deviant facilitating a newly wed woman's adultery? We'll keep you updated - but until then, gentleman, keep your women close!

We also have to wonder how it might effect his loyal youtube fans....viewers have been wondering for forever when he and Avery Johnson (SinnaRoll) will finally get together. Has this been holding Easton back?

Weird Fashion Trends! (that not even we can get behind...)

We have to say, an influx of some of the strangest looks have come to us per our photography team and just for the sake of having a conversation, well, we've decided to share them with you!

Our first one is of Marilyn Vietta (AnnikaWhen) who is seen in this Fuchsia suit that kind of makes us think she stepped right out of the 80's. On top of that, sources are saying Miss Vietta wasn't exactly kind when a few fans asked for Selfies. Ouch!

Here's a shot of Scout Carter (Phoberos) that's even a bit eerier. Alright alright, so we'll give the benefit of the doubt and say it's just some stunt work for a movie. But still...it's quite hard to imagine.

Viktoryia Vaseiliev (Astrophilliac) .....we just can't figure out how it's flattering!

ehhh...Clarissa Park (Goondra)? please explain?

Here is Kim Suyeong (sunxuxi) sporting pink hair!!! We just can't decide if it's edgy, or way out of place!

What's with the shorty shorts??? Jeremiah Thatcher is wearing less and less clothing as the days go on!

DISNEY GONE WILD!

A few more of our fan favorite were Disney cast members, Jaxie Harlow (gillioddities) and Mario Dominguez (SMOLJUNGKOOK). They sort of seemed to embody that nostalgic and innocent feeling that we feel when we think about the character's walt created that are so near and dear to our hearts. Though, the pair may come under fire after some compromising images have surfaced of the pair! Tell us for yourselves if these two should be the faces of legendary theme park? Think of the children!

(Scandalous!!! What does Disney think?)

BREAKING::: DISNEY REFUSES TO COMMENT ON THE MATTER TO THE PUBLIC FOR RIGHT NOW! COULD THERE BE LITIGATION?

K - I - S - S - I - N - G

And now, a series of stars seen with seemingly, significant others? Hope we aren't stirring the pot...!

Picture 1 - Summer Mason (cultured-ambiguity) in the arms of a potential lover?

Picture 2 - Benny Benzy (APH_2P_England) kissing a mystery blonde, rooftop?

Picture 3 (top) - Mia Mitchell (musicbeastly) getting close to someone during Christmas time? On the beach? We digress...

Picture 4 (bottom) - Cosmia Young (CreatureofEarth) cuddled next to a cutie. But who is he?

Picture 5 - isn't that Phoebe Westshire? (crayola32)

(and then...there's lonely Sylvester Travolta........!!!???!)(-crazasian)

The good, The bad, and the Ugly

our self explanatory, signature article. Here goes!

THE GOOD - Aidan Darcy (crayola32) is eye candy. But...who did he send this to, and is going to be happy it leaked??? (we just want to focus on 'the good'!)

THE BAD - Here is a series of images taken of Kennedy Lake (gillioddities) with various men....and the kicker? The last image appears to be here walking closely with Mario Dominguez (SMOLJUNGKOOK). How will this effect the fan's Kennedy/Aidan ship....?

THE UGLY -

We're sorry, Viktoryia (Astrophilliac).....you are a beautiful girl but we can't seem to see this as high fashion....or anything else. Thoughts???

And, here are the results of our survey!

Q1: Okay, so it seems as if the new trend of scandalous rumors these days are stars with kids they just don't want to tell us about. Who is positively the cutest rumor - dad?

It's a pretty good mix - we're swooning? But looks like folks are shocked that Jeremiah seems so gentle. Who really knew?

Q2: Out of these three hotties showing off a little extra skin, who's got the nicest bod? ;)

Most of you voted for Caroline Crawford! (-crazasian) ...that why we say her snagging a meal out and about with Mr. Rumor - dad Jeremiah Thatcher? ;)

Q3: On a scale of one to ten, How much do you ship Aidan Darcy with actress Kennedy Lake?

The voters, have spoken! Coming in at a cool 6.76.

Q4:Two super stars, Mia Mitchell and Noah Lane, have been spotted together on multiple occasions as of lately. They claim to be ''just friends''. Is it fishy?

Answer: You all think Yes!

Q5: This cover.....thoughts?

Presented, without comment.

Q6: So we got to know Summer a little bit in our live interviews. But this obscure picture has recently surfaced, and we wanna know your thoughts...

You try to call somebody HOT ONE TIME and some people have a problem with it. We're shaking our heads!

Q7:Which photo would you like an explanation for the most? (and we'll do our darndest to get it!)

And guess what, America? We did! Though, trust us, it's not the story you're expecting....we caught up with local college student Ben Ried (CuriouslyWonderous) and here's what he had to say about that nasty, nasty black eye he's gotten:

"Oh geez....I uhm, well...I hit myself with my cabinet door. I was looking for my cereal and I dropped my phone, so I bent down to catch it and just kinda..."

We're.....not 100% sure if we're buying it, Ben! If cabinets did that much damage we're uninstalling them from our homes!!! BEWARE!

THE BEST CAPTIONS TO THAT CUTE PIC OF GALE FORET (CuriouslyWonderous)

(Spoiler Alert: They were all too good!)

"When someone tells you to take a break. "

"When you watch the stars have drama and it gets ugly but you can't look away. "

"when Malik Park says NONE of the rumors about his extravaganzas are true."

"When you're trying to figure out when Aidan and Kennedy will finally get together "

"when you accidentally wave to somebody who was really waving to the person standing behind you "

"Can't tell if I'm blinded by the sun or your ego. "

"I knew that fourth Starbucks would be the step from hyper to brain-damaged..."

"Did someone just fart?!?!? Whew, smells like canned broccoli."

"When the guy you like curves you for no reason "

" When you gotta check the road to make sure it's clear of cars before you turn but you're staring right into the sun "

"Finals are today? Noooo theyyyyyy aarrerrnn'ttttt "

"When you see your test score after knowing you bombed it "

"Did I leave the oven on?"

"When you realize California is too hot for overcoats "

"Excuse me what now?"

"Do you really wanna do that, mate?"

"Jihyo does not stan *stan Twice* "

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IMPORTANT NOTES. PLEASE READ!

1. This was by far the most tedious edition i've EVER created (credit to cover again going to -crazasian). Doing these, are so, SO much tremendous work, but I do it for you guys because I know you like them and like to see what's going with your characters and others. Thanks for your support!

2. THAT BEING SAID, not EVERYTHING posted in anonymous or what you've been doing around town are going to make it in! There is SO MUCH content i need to be selective a bit. But that just means that there will be so much more for the next edition if you stick with this RP!

3. Please, i really don't want to hear "Well this isn't what I had in mind for my character to be in this" blah blah blah. I'm sorry if it sounds harsh and all that, but this is a S L A M and D R A M A and R U M O R magazine, so likely more than not we're not going to cover ALL the GREAT things your character does! It's just not realistic, and if you can't take the criticism and silly ridiculousness of these sometimes then this just isn't the RP for you. I'm sorry. I began these with saying you had to have a thick skin and i write dumb shit about my own character all the time.

4. WE ARE GROWING. Yes, there are so many new sign ups just from the last event until now, which even further makes me want to highlight that NOT EVERYONE WILL BE A PART OF EVERY EDITION. i'm telling you, it's a lot. I pick the people who are THE MOST ACTIVE, HAVE THE MOST GOING ON (GOOD OR BAD) and 98% OF THE THINGS I WRITE ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE ANONYMOUS PAGE!

5. YOU MUST READ ALLL ANNOUNCEMENTS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS RP. seriously, i CANNOT have one more person say "well nobody ever told me about this" or "whats going on with that why am I out of the loop?" EVERYTHING GOING ON IS IN ANNOUNCEMENTS. IF YOU VALUE THIS RP THEN READ THEM.

6. The new event will be arriving shortly. If you participate, you have a higher chance of seeing your character in the next edition. keep that in mind, because that's what it's all about.

7. If someone from the anonymous was NOT touched upon here but you want to, why not post it on your characters instagram and let us know what's going on? For example, somebody posted a picture of "Val" in a hospital bed. I plan on explaining it on his instragram page when I get a chance. Like "Hey, I know this has been circulating in the media lately, so here's what's going on..." sort of deal. Go right ahead!

8. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed, and post reactions and whatever else you want below!