Lucius: You're late.

Yaxley: Late? What's it matter?

"Who are these people?" Ron asked.
"Well I don't know one of them but judging by the hair one of them is Lucius Malfoy." Hermione answered.
"How do you know everything?"

Look at this morning's Prophet, 'The Boy-Who-Lived does it Again', 'The Dark Lord Dead for Good.' I knew it! We backed the wrong side, again!

"He's probably a death eater then." Hermione told Ron.

Lucius: Calm yourself Yaxley.

"Oh ok. Who's that?"
"Don't know."

Yaxley: All us Death Eaters are going to Azkaban now. NOOO! No, no, no!

Lucius: Do you have what I sent you for or not?

"Why is he skipping?"
"Because he's weird.

Yaxley: Yeah I got it. Pulls out pouch. I had to break into the Ministry for it but I got it.

Lucius: Excellent.

Yaxley: And you should see the Ministry. The Dark Lord not dead more than a day and they've already got the wizard cops out after us.

"Eh?" The pure and half bloods asked while the muggle borns were laughing.
"Well in the muggle world there is police in America known as cops. They are just like Aurors I guess the writer would have thought it would be funny to say wizard cops instead."

Lucius: Damn those wizard cops! Well, none of that matters anymore for as long as we have this.

Yaxley: Who do you think you are? We don't stand a chance against the wizard cops.

"Well some of them do put up a good fight."

Not even you Lucius Malfoy.

"Haha told you."

Lucius: singing. Don't ever tell me what I can't do. I'd watch my tongue if I were you for all we know, You-Know-Who could be watching us.

"How?" Ron asked.
"Well he came to see Quirrell at the end of the last one so he is still alive."

Yaxley: spoken. He can't be; he's dead!

Lucius: singing. That never stopped our plans before. You've no idea what I have in store. You really think that you'd be at my door if we had nothing to discuss? He may be gone, but that is just as well. Come inside, don't you fret for it's not over yet.

"How happy I am!" Harry said sarcastically.

Death Eaters: singing. Evil Plans, we are making evil plans. Evil deeds with evil hands, we are making evil plans.

Death Eater 1: spoken. Lucius Malfoy, why have you called us here? Why?

Death Eater 2: What do we do, Lucius?

"That sounds like Dumbledore."

Death Eater 3: There is nothing to do, the Dark Lord is dead. Harry Potter wins, end of story.

"That would be amazing."

Lucius: Yes, I know, I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after.

Harry and Ginny blushed.

There is literally no way to move forward from this point.

Yaxley: Then why are we all here?

Lucius: I was just getting to that. Harry Potter...we're in this sorry state because of him and to think of all the chances we had to destroy him. Why if we had destroyed him at his first year at Hogwarts, we'd be ruling the world right now!

Death Eater 1: Yes Lucius, no one is arguing that.

"Are they saying my dads name like 'Looshush?'"

Death Eater 2: What does it matter? We can't change the past.

Hermione gasped and everyone gave her a confused look.
"What is it?"
"Time turner. I think."

Lucius: Oh? Singing. I know it seems impossible. We've been thrown off our track but if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we move back? Pulls out time turner.

"Oh that actually looks like the real one." Said Harry.

Friends and companions of evil and sin, think not of loss, but a new way to win! For what is a present without a beginning to start it all?

Yaxley: Go on.

Lucius: There is a boy that everyone knows, the plan is simple. I propose that that we choke the weed before it grows up and ends it all. Do you follow me?

Death Eater 1: No.

"Idiot." Muttered Sirius.

Lucius: The Dark Lord would have survived had they never met...

Death Eater 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, so you're saying he wouldn't be destroyed?

Lucius: He'd be alive, what don't you get?

Death Eater 3: Still not understanding...

"Are they really this think?"
"Well Goyle is one."
"True."

Lucius: With Potter gone, the future will be set!

Death Eaters: Oh!

Lucius: So it's not over yet.

Death Eaters: Evil plans, what a brilliant evil plan! Malfoy, you're an evil man. We love making evil plans.

Lucius: speaking. So it is decided, we shall use this Time Turner to back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts. We'll destroy him before he ever gets the chance to destroy us. My friends, I think we're going back.

"To Hogwarts!" People sung.

Who's with me?

Death Eaters: YEAH!

Everyone: Our history is nothing more than what the losers settle for.

Lucius: So look alive and don't forget...that it's not over,

Everyone: It's not over...It's. Not. O. Ver. Yet! Time travel back.

"That was good."
"Yeah really interesting. It makes me wants more."
"Look there's more!" Said Sirius.

Train Conductor: Platform 9, Platform 10, nothing in between.

"I think there is."

Harry: Can someone tell me bow to get to Platform Nine and Three Quarters?

"Oooh I'm in this."
"Yeah because you weren't going to be because it wasn't named after you or about you or anything." Ginny answered Sarcastically.