TITLE: Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry......and Aliens
AUTHOR: WhovianHarkness
SUMMARY: 'Ianto's day was going rather well until he got turned into an eleven year old'
When Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato and Gwen Cooper get turned into children and sent to Hogwarts, what can go wrong? Or rather, what can't.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Torchwood belongs to BBC wales, Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling, and most of my inspiration comes from the book 'The magic of Torchwood' on fanfiction.net'

For all their reputation, Slytherins were actually really nice. The six of them had invited the girls into their dorm and they talked for hours, the silvery curtains around their beds drawn open, with some of them sitting at the foot of their beds, the others on the floor.
Draco was sitting with Ianto on his bed, with Jack on the floor leaning against his legs. Pansy, Vincent and Gregory were on the floor, while Millicent and Daphne sat with Blaise on his bed.
They started off with nicknames. Ianto sometimes called Draco 'Dray', and he and Jack called Ianto 'Yan'. Millicent wanted to be called Millie, and after a while, Vincent and Gregory were just called Vince and Greg.
They then discussed subjects. All except Ianto were dreading History, as the teacher was supposedly an incredibly boring ghost. Draco was excited to start potions, and Vince and Greg didn't really care, although they appreciated the food.
Jack expressed an intrest in Wizarding politics, and the  others instantly started drilling him and Ianto on the house politics, as they had been told by parents and siblings.
"So, puffs tend to stick together, generally very sociable, not particularly smart or cunning or brave"
"Owen's gonna stick out then"
"Owen?"
"Our friend. Very snarky and sarcastic, but a right laugh. He's really clever, and worked incredibly hard to get through muggle med-sch........first aid courses"

*skip to Owen in the dorm like they do sometimes on the show*

Owen was lying in his bed, yellow curtains hiding him from view. He would have way preferred being any other house,  with one of his friends. And him? A Hufflepuff? He was the opposite of patient. He sighed, before switching on a muggle torch and starting to page through his second book, a pencil for annotations in hand.

*skip back*
"The claws are real sticklers for rules, study all the time. Like nothing more than a good book. Mainly have no idea of fun"
"Tosh is a laugh, prefers computers......"

*and skip to Tosh*
Tosh was browsing through the library in the common room. It was calm and quiet, and despite the late hour, she wasn't alone. She did, however, wish she was with Owen, or Jack, or Ianto, or even Gwen, to have someone to laugh around with. She missed her computer.
*skip back*

"Lions are rash, stupid idiots. A lot of house rivalry between us. Brave, sure, but generally quite hot headed"
"Sounds like Gwen"

*final skip*
Gwen was trying to sleep. Lavender and Parvati had been gossiping for at least half an hour. She caught Hermione's eye and laughed, mock yawning at the relentless chatter.
*skip back!*

"And us?"
"We're the best. Reputation for a hang up over blood status, but most of us don't care" Draco grinned.
Before long, they called it a night, and the girls went back to their own common room. They were, however, already quite good friends.
Jack resisted the temptation to join Ianto in his bed. He didn't need to sleep, and pretty much the only time he ever did was when lying next to Ianto. He lay back and thought over all that had happened since discovering the magical world.

Jack sat up quickly as a magical alarm went off. It was the morning.
He got changed openly, uncaring, like most people did in the 51st century where he came from, and was mirrored by Vince, Greg and Blaise. Draco and Ianto were a lot more discrete, getting changed behind the curtains of the four poster.
Jack pulled on jeans and a blue shirt that was so pale it was nearly white, with the compulsory green tie and green trimmed robes. Ianto was also dressed in jeans, alongside a faded grey shirt.
All the first year Slytherins walked down to breakfast together, and sat at one end of the long table.
The other students came in in a steady stream of tired looking pupils, and they noticed Owen's eyes light up at the sight of a coffee mug.
They were handed out their timetables, and informed that at lunch and most times at dinner, they didn't have to sit with house tables, but that everyone really stuck together anyway.
Their first lesson was herbology with the Hufflepuffs, and Jack and Ianto found themselves at a station with Draco and Owen, who were getting on worryingly well.
"Pass me my wand, Yan?"
Ianto handed over the wand resting on the side.
Owen and Draco wolf whistled.
"Shut up" Ianto grumbled.
About ten minutes later, when they had collected two bottles of thick white fluid that the plant produced, Owen whispered something to Draco that caused them both to laugh.
"I said, shut up"
And when Jack and Ianto started having one of their infamous silent conversations, using slight hand, eye and head movements, to discuss telling Draco about Torchwood, and Owen loudly commented on them 'undressing eachother with your eyes' and Draco replied with 'eye sex', Ianto lost his temper.
"Shut up, or I will not stop until I have perfected a silencing charm".
That shut them up. Jack laughed, as did Ianto, who rested his head on Jack's shoulder.
Next, they had potions with the Gryffindors, which Draco excelled at, and Gwen almost made her potion exploded. They sat on three rows, Slytherin girls, Vince, Greg, and Blaise, and Ianto, Draco and Jack, who were joined by Gwen.
The teacher, Snape, was pretty horrible to Harry Potter, as was Draco, who assured them it was just a show put on for his father's sake, and also a personal grudge against Harry. Ianto just laughed and repeated the word "asshole" jokily.
The last lesson before lunch was charms, in which Jack and Draco spent a good portion laughing, after Ianto asked how to do a silencing spell.
"It's a fourth year spell"
"Could you teach me? There's a student i want to try it on"
"Charms are not weapons"
"Two words. Owen. Harper"
The whole class started laughing at that.

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