YOONGI

Meat Riders

Namjoonie🌱:

Yoonie: lucky

ChimChim: bro tf you mean "lucky" 😭

HOPE💖🦄☀️: GOOD MORNING 😁

GoldenJK: is this an every day occurrence

worldwide_dilf: you wouldn't have to know if you just shut your yap and stayed far far away

GoldenJK: 😞😞😞

Namjoonie🌱: hyung we talked about this...

worldwide_dilf: shut the fuck up

Namjoonie🌱: yes hyung 😞

ChimChim: no no don't shut up
you're being an asshole, jin

worldwide_dilf: i am noT😤

Yeontansdaddy: you don't have to snap at the rest of us just because you're salty with jungkook

ChimChim: (which we're all wondering why)

GoldenJK replied to Yeontansdaddy: you can be my daddy

worldwide_dilf: he has the humor of a 13 year old boy

GoldenJK: but i am a 13 year old boy 🥹

worldwide_dilf: even worse

HOPE💖🦄☀️: NAMJOON'S TOES TASTE LIKE PLAYDOUGH 😁😁😁

worldwide_dilf: did you need to announce that so happily

Yoonie: he only speaks in caps with the "😁" emoji

worldwide_dilf: well he can shut the fuck up too

HOPE💖🦄☀️: NO☹️😁

Yoonie replied to worldwide_dilf: and you can jump off the astronomy tower

Namjoonie🌱: ladies ladies no need for foul suggestions here

Yeontansdaddy: let's all be friends

worldwide_dilf: i don't want to be friends with the rabbit child

ChimChim: either shut up and get along with jungkook or just shut up and stop whining about your apparent hatred for him

worldwide_dilf: so i have to shut up either way?

ChimChim: yes

worldwide_dilf: wow, that's low

ChimChim: can someone tell me why Yoongi is sharpening knives IN MY BED

Yoonie: it's my hobby

GoldenJK: sharpening knives is at 6 in the morning is a hobby?

Yoonie: yes

worldwide_dilf: i think it's time for you to get a new hobby

Yoonie: i already have another hobby :3

worldwide_dilf: FOR THE LAST TIME, ADMIRING HOSEOK ISN'T A HOBBY

Namjoonie🌱: kitty said :3, my heart is full

Yoonie: i'm not kitty you cunt >:(

HOPE💖🦄☀️: SUCH A FEIRCE LITTLE KITTY 😁

Yoonie: ...yes i'm kitty 😊

Yeontansdaddy: i think i'm gonna throw up

GoldenJK: do you need anything? a bowl? a blanket? some soup? a hug? cuddles? a kiss? a blowjob?

ChimChim: JEON JUNGKOOK YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD

GoldenJK: SO WHAT, WE'RE BOTH MINORS

worldwide_dilf: aaand i'm gone

worldwide_dilf has gone offline.

Yeontansdaddy: that didn't sound too bad 🥹

ChimChim: YOU'RE 14.

Yoonie: y'all disgust me

Yeontansdaddy: even me? 👉👈

Yoonie: especially you

Yoonie has gone offline.

HOPE💖🦄☀️: SEE YOU IN CLASS JOONIE 😁😁😁😁

Namjoonie🌱: just please get out from under my bed

HOPE💖🦄☀️: 😁👍

HOPE💖🦄☀️ has gone offline.

Namjoonie🌱 has gone offline.

GoldenJK: .....

Yeontansdaddy: ....

ChimChim: ......
welp i don't really wanna be in the middle of this sexual tension so ✌️

ChimChim has gone offline.

GoldenJK: love you taetae 😙

Yeontansdaddy: love you too kookoo 💘

GoldenJK has gone offline.

Yeontansdaddy has gone offline.