Gryffindor: Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

Ravenclaw: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Hufflepuff: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Slytherin: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Gryffindor, I'd shoot Gryffindor twice.