Gryffindor Online Description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless sometimes, but an all-around hero.

Gryffindor Actual Description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" *sees spider and screams*

Ravenclaw Online Description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy.

Ravenclaw Actual Description: hasn't left the house in six days, there's like one square left of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they;re so deep in the Internet.

Hufflepuff Online Description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, indecisive, can be overly nice sometimes.

Hufflepuff Actual Description: smiles a lot because they're thinking about food and then someone disses their friend and all hell breaks loose.

Slytherin Online Description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on bad days, but loyal to those they love.

Slytherin Actual Description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were thinking about overthrowing the government.