The Modern Gryffindor

Small rebellions, can and will headbang to any song, dorky patterned socks, 2 am fridge raids, virginity is a social construct, accidentally liking your crushes insta photo from 2 years ago, turning all your friends embarrassing photos into memes, fuck gender norms, favorite movie is Sheck, crying is manly, 'all-star' by smash mouth is their anthem, volunteers at the vet just to hold the baby animals, respects pronouns

The Modern Ravenclaw

Downloading hundreds of songs but only listening to the same 10, theatre nerd, hyper-realistic tattoos, amateur photographer, runs 5 separate Tumblr blogs, compulsively buying pretty notebooks even though you have 20+ empty ones at home, role model is Elle Woods from legally blonde, NASA sweatshirts and dying your hair silver, will destroy you at Scrabble, tries to keep a journal and fails horribly

The Modern Hufflepuff

Brings homemade posters and banners to protests, volunteers at the community garden, fine line tattoos, rolling around in the grass without a care for stains, is gay for Lana del Ray, finding the perfect item in a thrift shop, preaching body positivity, first job was as a babysitter, president of the debate team, flowing summer dresses and lavender body wash, owns way to many fuzzy blankets

The Modern Slytherin

Knows all the words to every Queen song, love-hate relationship with school, scattered tattoos that tell a story, loves the look of high heels but cant walk for shit in them, cant and will never be able to twerk, hates public transport with a passion, telling ghosts stories in the dead of night, heavy rings and long sweeping coats that reach your knees, magic 8 balls, do what they want even if their shit at it, drinks coffee black to maintain the aesthetic, old leather jackets stained with the smell of smoke and rose perfume