Gryffindor: SCREW YOU GHASTS! I RULE THE NETHER NOW!

Ravenclaw: If my house isn't perfectly symmetrical I am going to burn it. - Quote My little brother

Hufflepuff: Why are all the bunnies running from meeeee! :(

Slytherin: I've never played this game, it sucks. (Says with stacks of diamond in their inventory.)