Gryffindor

Has somehow already joined an intramural and founded a club three months before the semester started

Is standing in the first row of the student section with their faces painted screaming their lungs out

Knows everybody!

Foreign exchange student from that distant European country?

Has him in Bio.

Grad student that's always working on their thesis?

Got breakfast with her yesterday.

Is always late to class but is best friends with the professor

hangs out in common areas whenever they get a chance to meet as many people as possible

Sees college as a place to thrive, to express, and experience as much as possible

RAVENCLAW

Majors in anthropology, languages, and media arts

Has the best stationary in class

Their notes are seriously pieces of art

Has hacked the school Wifi to parcel bandwidth so they can properly game

Hasn't left their dorm in 3 days

Takes sporadic walks with their headphones in to people watch

Signs up for the most obscure electives to to learn as much as possible

Is somehow pulling 3 minors and is running a local podcast

Studied abroad

Sees college as a place for growth, for mental challenges, and to find out who they are

Hufflepuff

Majors in the arts, education, and the social sciences

Takes a gap year to backpack

Has the best dorm on the floor. Its where everyone feels comfortable and at home

ALWAYS stocked on snacks. Always

Can be found cooking a mean grilled cheese in the common kitchen at 2am

Joins as many clubs as possible. Like Gryffindor, they love to expand their friendgroup.

Their mind is always buzzing with community outreach projects. They're the first to sign up to give tours and promote school spirit.

Loves studying in cozy, warm places. Can't stand classrooms that feel stoic.

Loves coming to a dorm that is full and lively. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff match well as dormmates due to their need for human connection.

A future RA

Makes bonds that will last a lifetime.

Sees college as the chance to connect, to expand, and to settle in to who they're becoming.

Slytherin

Majors in business, journalism, and polisci

Is already part of student council

Made it in to an upper only dorm and no one knows how???

Knows the best coffee spots around campus

Loves a good classroom debate

Won 1,000 scholarships to get out debt free

Has gotten to know their professor extremely well. Purposefully picks projects on subjects they know their professor will favor

The most likely to rush

Set up a study group the first week

Values alone time to recuperate. Ravenclaws and Slytherins match well due as dormmates to their mutual appreciation of solitude.

Is incredibly driven. Their planner is immaculately organized.

Slytherin views college as a chance to network, to plan, and to establish the foundations of their brilliant futures