Gryffindor: Alpha - Dominant sibling/Can be your best friend or worst enemy, depends on the day/laughs the most and has the most jokes/will kill you if you tick them off

Ravenclaw: Know it all tbh not gunna lieee/Random facts.../"Did you know Russians don't shake hands under doorways, they believe it's bad luck."/c l u m s y/so... many.. inside jokes

Hufflepuff: Literal second mom/Never stops laughing... e v e r/"OMG REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN.."/Has a happy dance/biggest supporter or insults you 25/8

Slytherin: Blackmailing Qween/Knows Everything about you whether you tell them or not/the one you ask for new music/practical joke god/always down to help you hurt or confront someone