Gryffindor: i wonder what would happen if i just jumped on top of my desk and started singing one direction while doing the worm

Ravenclaw: if one more person talks to me today, i swear i'll kill someone

Hufflepuff: i know i said i'd be more positive, but i really want to curl up into a ball and wait for satan collect me

Slytherin: i mean, yeah, i probably shouldn't be drinking coffee at two am, but who's gonna stop me ?