Gryffindor: "I am a daredevil. I don't believe in expiration dates."

Ravenclaw: "I know everything, but my brain is just another level of 'I don't know'"

Hufflepuff: "Now I'm gonna go cry in confetti."

Slytherin: "It's 3 am. I am boiling an egg and doing the Macarena. Do you want me to prove my sanity to you?"