Gryffindor: *in the hospital wing with two broken arms and three teeth missing* worth it

Ravenclaw: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT

Hufflepuff: *arms full of kittens* i want them all

Slytherin: so my cunning plan got so convoluted that i somehow managed to doublecross myself and ended up with a year's detention