Gryffindor:

"You're acting like an idiot"
Literally has barely any plans for the lesson
but still manages to make it worthwhile
Always getting upset when someone needs to use the bathroom, "
You were supposed to go at lunch"
Sometimes forgets to make you stop silently reading

Ravenclaw:

"The other class calls me 'Oh Wise One, so that is the only way I will answer you
"Now, try and ask that question again"
LITERALLY THE COOLEST TEACHER
Is in charge of all school events
"I wasn't expecting you guys today, and I have a bunch of stuff to go through, so just work quietly on the things I assigned on classroom", Social Studies is life

Hufflepuff:

"So my boyfriend's name is Thad, which sounds like dad"
Special ed teacher
Yells at the kids in math who won't stop being a distraction to everyone
"Spit out that plastic!"
Gets stressed for the kids about tests, then tells the kids not to stress about them

Slytherin:

The most relatable teacher
ALWAYS has coffee
"You must be riding the struggle bus this morning"
Planned projects get ruined because the store doesn't have the thing they need in stock yet so they complain about it every day