"Now now Bella, it won't take long."

"Not now."

"Its not optional."

"Fuck off."

"Don't you dare."

"I'll avada kadavra you."

"Doubt that."

"Go away "

"Nope."

"What do you want?!"

"For your hand in marriage."

"Eugh. What for Rudolphus?"

"Um...because The Dark Lord suggests it."

"The-the dark lord wants me to marry someone...else? Eugh. But I love him! "

"We all know. I'm not saying that I want this but...just please accept."

"Fine, but only for the Dark Lord."

"Love crazy you are. "

"Eugh. Shut up."

"Shush."

"Why?"

"Cuz we're not really meant to be here!"

"Getting cold feet now are we?!"

"Hark who's talking."

"Fuck off."