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Shadownova's Obsession/Hoth Battle Parody

https://youtu.be/_dbFZeDWQhA

(Bob walks by)

Team Plasma Grunt: Admiral!

Admiral Bob: YeS, cApTaIn?

Team Plasma Grunt: I think we've got something, sir!  A reported fragment from a probe droid in World 5. It's the best lead we have...

Admiral Bob: We HaVe ThOuSaNdS oF pRoBe DrOiDs SeArChInG tHe GaLaXy, YoU sCrUb!  I wAnT pRoOf, NoT lEaDs! It CoUlD bE aNyThInG!  iF wE cHaSeD eVeRy DaMn LeAd--

Shadownova: You found something?!

Admiral Bob: YeS, lOrD sHaDoWnOvA!

Shadownova: (Looks at the shield generator) That's it.  The Multiversal Heroes are THERE!  Set course for World 5!

(Meanwhile... In World 5...)

Logan Atkins: General!  There's a huge fleet of Star Destroyers coming out of hyperspace at Sector 4.

Sonic:  Reroute all power to the energy shield.  Got all transports headed our way.  Prepare for ground assault!

https://youtu.be/sYlc45J_EkQ

(Back at the Super Star Destroyer...)

Shadownova: What is it, General?

Zinzolin: Lord Shadownova, the fleet has just come out of lightspeed.  Comms have detected an energy shield protecting the base.  The shield appears to deflect ANY bombardment!

Shadownova: The Multiversal Heroes are aware of our presence.  Admiral Bob came too close to the system...

Zinzolin: He felt surprised and wiser--

Shadownova: He is as clumsy as he is stupid! General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.

Zinzolin: Yes, Lord Shadownova!

Bob: LoRd ShAdOwNoVa!  ThE fLeEt HaS mOvEd OuT oF lIgHtSpEeD aNd Is PrEpArInG tO-- (Gets Force Choked)

Shadownova: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral!  Captain Cyrus!

Cyrus: Yes, Lord Shadownova?

Shadownova: Make ready to land our troops beyond the energy shield and deploy the fleet so nothing gets off the system.  You are in command now, ADMIRAL Cyrus!

Cyrus: Thank you, Lord Shadownova!

(Back at the Multiversal Heroes' base on World 5...)

Princess Peach: All troop carriers will assemble at the north entrance. The heavy transport carriers will leave as soon as they're loaded.  Only two fighter escorts per ship.  The energy shield can only be open for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports.

Risky: Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?!

Peach: The ion cannon will fire several shots in order to make sure that any enemy ships will be out of your flight path.  When you've gone past the energy shield, proceed to the rendezvous point.  Understood?

Everyone else: Yes.

Peach: Good luck. (Hears moans of pleasure, facepalms) THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, PANTY ANARCHY!

Stocking: You heard her, you sl*t!  Let's GO!

(Outside the base, however...)

https://youtu.be/LM0D5ypx4Go

James: I think we're doomed.

Meowth: Relax, will ya?!  As long as dere aren't any big giant robot camels, I tink we're okay!

James: Ah, Meowth.  (Points to the AT-ATs) Robot camels.

Meowth: ME AND MY STUPID MEOWTH! ...Hey, one-a dem's wearin' krocks!

(Inside the base...)

Aeris-Too Ereway-Two: Antasma, sir!  There appears to be five All Terrain Armored Transports in all headed towards the base!  (AerisEreway, I'm a man of my word!)

Antasma: Very vell, then... (Talking telepathically) Cue the music, Dreambert!

https://youtu.be/49H0n_r7P00

Purple X: This is Purple Leader, atten-hut!

Risky: Tinkerbat Couple, standing by.

Stocking: Anarchy Sisters, standing by.

Tiff: Castle Residents, standing by.

Meta Knight: Star Warriors, standing by.

King DeDeDe: Bonafide Duo, standin' by! (Laughs)

Spooky: Sorcery Couple, standing by.

InfiniteLeJackal: Best Friends, standing by.

Purple X: Alright, then... Let's kick some ass!

(Inside of an AT-AT...)

Zinzolin: Yes, Lord Shadownova.  I've already reached the ground.  The shield generator will be down soon.  You may start your landing.

Antasma: (Shoots armor) That armor's too strong for blaster fire!  Our only option is using our tow cables in the legs, then shooting at the neck.

Purple X: Wise strategy, kid!  On my mark!

Antasma: Right behind you, Purple Leader!

Risky: Activate harpoon! (Fires harpoon) It's on!

Antasma: Nice one, sweetie!

Risky: (Blushes)

Antasma: One more pass... Pull it out, let 'er GO!

Risky: Detach cable!

Antasma: She's all yours, Purple Leader!

Purple X: (Shoots neck, AT-AT explodes)

(Eventually, one AT-AT remains)

Antasma: Don't get cocky, guys!  It's not over yet!

(Elsewhere... FM and X are working on repairing the Century Peregrine)

FM: Where'd they go again, partner?!

X: This one goes here, that one goes there!  Alright?

FM: JEEZ! I know it's yours, but try to be courteous!  Your-i Yacht-ay!

(Back at the battlefield...)

Purple X: Tinkerbat Couple!  I've been hit!

Antasma: Coming to pick you up!

Purple X: No!  I've got an idea... (Grabs the harpoon launcher, places a bomb in the rigging of the AT-AT)

(Back at the Multiversal Heroes' base...)

Antasma: (Raises a glass of Orange juice, no pulp) *Demoman Voice* GUTS AND GLORY, LADS!

Shadownova: I don't think so! (Ignites lightsaber)

Antasma: Infinite!  Run!  Me and Risky will try to hold him off with our combined Force Push!

InfiniteLeJackal: NO! ANTASMA!

Antasma: It's all right!  Me and Risky know a trick that he doesn't!  ...And if we don't make it, tell NightShadow and Comet that we love them.  Ready, Risky?

Risky: Ready!

(The Tinkerbat Couple ignite their lightsabers, ready to fight)

(Eventually...)

InfiniteLeJackal: They died... (Cries)

Comet: (Gives his dad a tissue using the Force, spots two people) Wook behind you, Papa...

???: Hey, my jackal buddy!

InfiniteLeJackal: HOLY SHIT!

(Infinite turns around to see Antasma and Risky as Force Ghosts)

Antasma (Force Ghost): I told you that we knew something he doesn't!  Plus, we can still hold stuff, even our lightsabers, despite us being Force GHOSTS.

Viger: It appears that Antasma and Risky aren't fully dead!  Wow!  Anyways, Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!

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