Hey! Just a little heads up:
(Y/N) = Your name
(L/N) = Last name
(N/N) = nickname
(e/c) = eye color
(h/c) = hair color

I dunno if I'm gonna use all of these but there's the code just in case.
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~Hikaru~

Kaoru and I looked in slight surprise as a boy requested us. There actually was a gay guy at this elite school?

"Wow, you never know what you'll find at this school!" I giggled.

"I wonder how many boys he's kissed," Kaoru added, both of roaring with laughter.

"Um... who cares if a boy or girl requests you?" Haruhi sighed.

"We don't! It's just fun to make fun of him," we responded together.

"You should stop the idle chit chat and go entertain him, then," Kyoya warned, showing up from seemingly nowhere. Today we were dressed as police officers, so we looked at each other and smirked as we got an idea.

"Okay~!" we chirped, making our way to our male guest. A few girls were whispering, wondering if he truly was gay.

We entertained our male guest, who turned out to be incredibly shy. On top of that, he was a total tsundere! It was actually really funny to watch a boy get genuinely flustered from other boys.

But then...

"Ah! O-oh, I'm sorry!" the boy gasped, looking down at the expensive tea set he just broke.

"Huh? Who cares, you can just pay us back. It's not that expensive," I shrugged.

"Yeah, it's just a few ten thousand yen," Kaoru wasn't that bothered by it either.

"...I can't afford that," the boy admitted, trying to hide in his uniform but not getting much luck. Kaoru and I looked at each other.

"Wow, another commoner in debt to the host club! You must be Haruhi's friend or something!" we laughed, making the boy cross his arms.

"Shut up. Isn't there something I can do to replace that stupid tea set? As much as I hate you and your dumb club I'm not gonna leave something broken," the boy snapped, glaring at us. It wasn't intimidating.

"Hey Kyoyaaa!" I called.

"There's another commoner in debt to us!" Kaoru finished the explanation.

The boy had to join the host club, just like Haruhi, except his quota was only 50 because he didn't break something as expensive. It turned out the boy was a second year getting his tuition paid for by his rich uncle as well as his uniform paid for, but otherwise he was totally on his own.

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"Heya (Y/N)!" Kaoru and I greeted together.

"Hey, you two. Sorry I wasn't here yesterday, I had lessons," (Y/N) apologized.

"Oh? What are you taking lessons for?" we were genuinely curious.

"(Activity)," (Y/N) responded, taking a sip of coffee.

"Ohh, sounds interesting!" I smiled, Kaoru having the same expression.

"Hehe, I only started so I'm not that good at it. But mother says I should try something new and see how I like it," (Y/N) explained, looking to the side, "Hey, who's that new member?"

"Oh, him? He's just some commoner," Kaoru shrugged.

"His name's Ren Ishikarai, he's a second year. He's got the whole shy guy act without needing that much training," I didn't sound very interested either.

"Ren Ishikarai, hm?" (Y/N) seemed to be thinking, and I wasn't sure exactly what emotion I was feeling at this moment but I wanted to make sure (Y/N) wasn't thinking about that Ren kid.

"Are you thinking of that Ren kid? He's boring," I huffed.

"Hey Hikaru, is something wro-" I interrupted Kaoru.

"Don't request him, 'kay? It's just a waste of time," I pretended to be trying to give advice.

"Um, okay then..." (Y/N) awkwardly agreed to it, seeming a little uncomfortable. I shifted around a little, also kind of uncomfortable but for different reasons: I had no idea why I was so bitter all of a sudden.

"Hikaru, calm down. You're gonna scare (Y/N)," Kaoru warned, reminding me of my surroundings and of my job. I was still in the club, I still had to entertain (Y/N)!

I turned to (Y/N), gently putting a hand under her chin so she had to look up at me, "Just pay attention to us~"

Kaoru smirked, going behind her and whispering by her ear, "We couldn't bear to see you talking to the other hosts, we're so selfish~"

(Y/N) blushed from us being so close, which only made us smirk more. I felt an urge to kiss her, but I figured it was just me getting carried away with the whole entertainment thing and didn't kiss her, "Won't you stay with us, princess?"

"Y-yeah, of course I will," (Y/N) shyly agreed to it, and we grinned.

"Then we'll be sure you're thoroughly entertained~" Kaoru and I chuckled to ourselves, and I wondered if I actually meant the slight sexual suggestion that made. What? Of course I didn't. (Y/N) was just a guest, after all.

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~Ren~

I looked in a bit of surprise at the girl who was talking to me outside of the Host Club. I didn't have that many friends even after joining, I was too shy to really get to know the other club members and girls that met me at the club kept their distance to not scare me. It was honestly really embarrassing I was being treated like some skittish cat.

"Hey, I think the twins have something against you but I'm not sure why," (Y/N) sounded concerned.

"Why?" I raised a brow, the two of them seemed like fun people. They didn't seem like the type to hold pointless grudges.

"When I asked about you, Hikaru especially got kind of mad and said I can't request you," (Y/N) explained, and I immediately burst out into laughter, "Huh? What's so funny?"

"They're jealous, you idiot... now stop talking to me, I don't want my ass beat," I looked around in paranoia before slinking away. I didn't want to be caught talking to (Y/N) under any circumstances if the twins were that mad about it.

"Jealous...?" I heard (Y/N) wonder aloud as she stood there, though I didn't go to clarify. That was just in case the twins were watching, they seemed to be capable of spying and hiding pretty much anywhere, and I knew from personal experience just how dangerous jealousy could become.

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~Hikaru~

I sighed as I paced around the room, kind of annoying Kaoru in the process.

"Hikaru, just tell me what's up already," Kaoru sighed. We weren't really people to pace around a whole lot unless something was really bothering us.

"It's (Y/N)," I finally admitted, "She's-"

"-really cute?" Kaoru finished for me.

"Yeah..." I huffed a bit, sitting next to Kaoru.

"I think we like her," Kaoru whispered to me, and immediately everything made sense. The attention grabbing, the emotion I'm pretty sure now was jealousy... everything.

"...So what do we do?" I asked.

"We can either confess or not," Kaoru shrugged, "But she can only take one of us..."

I cringed at the thought of (Y/N) taking Kaoru over me, knowing I wouldn't be able to take it, "...Let's not confess. I think it's better that way."

"Okay," Kaoru just went along with my decision.

We never confessed to (Y/N) and instead just kept hosting her when she came to the club. And luckily for us, she never requested Ren {or anyone else but us, for that matter}.

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