~Adam

"So, how big is your dick exactly?" I inquired. Currently, I was talking to a school mate of mine. I thought it was better to not poke the hot, pot smoking bear or cock block my best friend. Luckily, Micah was working today.

"Like I've told you the last four times, I do not know." He chuckled while he opened a can of soda and slid it over to the girl beside me.

"How do you not know? It's your own penis. It's important to know." I exclaimed. "What if a hot girl wanted to know?"

"If a hot girl wanted to know, she would just look at my skin color." He smirked at me and diverted his eyes to the man coming up to the counter. I mean, Micah wasn't exactly wrong. I have never come across a chocolate man that had a length that was the size of my big toe.

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Two hours later and Ezra, Adrienne and I were making our way to the car. Ezra was damp and had a ginger on his arm. Adrienne was walking three steps behind them with his headphones in. I reached the car first and leaned on it, waiting for Adrienne to unlock the doors.

"So, you promise you'll call me tomorrow?" Ezra took the hand of the orange-haired girl and looked her in the eye. He gave her a charming smile, exposing his kind of yellow teeth.

I heard a click, and turned around to face the car. Adrienne was getting in the car and I soon followed. After getting myself comfortable, I glanced at the back of Adrienne's head before speaking.

"So, did you enjoy the beach?" I asked. I remembered the headphones that were deafening him. I tapped his shoulder, resulting in a rather dramatic jump from the boy. He quickly turned around and I have to say, his face was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I burst out with laughter as he tried to regain his self. Honestly, I don't know why I laughed for so long. My stomach was starting to pain as I bent over, unable to control myself.

"OH MY BOB. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FUCKING FACE OH MY GOSH." I yelled out. Out of the corner of tear filled eye, I saw him turn away from me. The car door opened and Ezra got in the front seat.

"Fucking finally, that thing was aggravating me." Adrienne grumbled while he glanced at me.

"Did, did this little turd call me a thing?" I looked at Ezra for an explanation.

"He's a vagina, Adam. Just ignore him."