I don't give a flying fuck about other creatures, you see, am such a loyalist to the point my attention will only be on the beings I painted a red target on. Tsk, loyal people are rare nowadays so you should be grateful that I am.

Okay, so I was dragging a werewolf's half-upper body in the woods after another night of slaughter spree when I saw them flying above, gosh what sight they were! Would you believe me if I said they had the most gorgeous wings I've ever seen? Some had a pair but others even had six more attached to their backs, it already crossed my mind...the question of how it'd feel like to rip off a wing from an angel's behind. Would it sound like a ripping paper or flesh?

Unfortunately, I am not yet in the grid to take one down, whatever those Surface humans have as ideas about angels, HAH, they will fucking lose it once they know the truth! These guys are no charming princes and sappy rundown water supernatural romance male leads, it would have been simpler if they were, meant more money and record for me.

Angels are beautiful and aesthetic all over, won't deny it, they are. But see that's the problem here, bitches, their gorgeousness is like a halo overshadowing the sharp cruelty underneath. I rarely saw them in action but once or twice I did, the odds were never in the favor of the creature they put their eyes on.

I don't know why they roam around Earth-Below as if they're the Apex Deities' untouchable emissaries of death and life who are on a higher pedestal. Tch. It must be the wings, that appendage makes them arrogant, self-absorbed pieces of privileged shits who look down on other creatures just because they are above.

...Well I do look down on other creatures too but this isn't about me, whatever.

Okay after everything I shared here, this is the part I need to share something useful otherwise I only wasted your time going through this part of the newspaper. What to do in case you get visited by an Angel or come across one?

Good luck, sweetie. I hope they kill you quickly, slow death is the worst.

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An editorial article titled "Angels are not cuddly" contributed by someone with a pen name of Silver Lining.

The Daily Ink Newspaper editor-in-chief grimaced and questioned his life choices after approving such snarky content to be part of the paper.