I didn't ask for this.

Just to clarify, I always get what I want. I'm a rich Daddy's girl and proud. Anything I ask for, I get, and anything inconvenient or irritating doesn't even make it onto my radar. So why am I stood outside a frat house in a bikini, covered in tomato sauce with Tyler Snow laughing at me from his window? Because I sure as hell did NOT ask for this.