"What's all the commo—oh, Serenity! It's so nice to see you!" My mother comes to the front door and wraps me in a hug.

"No! Get away from me!"

I break out of her grip and, before anyone can do anything, I'm down the street.

Getting as far as way from those people as I can.

So I showed one of my other friends my Paul McCartney outfit (external link) and

The stuff literally took me 5 minutes to find in my closet

Yet she thinks it's so similar

Should I be concerned that a 73 year old man and I apparently have a similar fashion taste