Chapter 8 - Gobbos vs Stunties!
After that we're starting a conquest for real!
Also, since this will be basically a roll downhill ( I mean those will be mostly sieges... With some 'fun' - ;) - here and there ) from this point I'm showing you a project after this at the end of the chapter.
( Narrator P.o.V )
Netherworld Tower
The Big Bad Evil was pacing around the throne room with Asteria and Fiona preparing for battle ahead of them. Catue ran over to the Overlord with a magical sword while the rest of the gang - including Orc bodyguards - stare in jealousy as they were preparig to head out with their glorious Overlord!
Chloe : I don't get it, why can't we come too? Our race - including cousins - and Dwarfs fight for thousands of years!
Gnarl : It's a simple rule, McPointyEars! You don't have enough armor-piercing!
Astra : And them?
Gnarl : Well, with their strength they can easily crush armor so no problems, besides Catue just got a magic sword from her mom so it's good against armor!
Olga : Chloe, let it go... I have something we must do.
Kelda : Just you wait, you'll come back and this tower is a pile of ash.
Olga : It has nothing to do with the tower.
Chloe : Don't insult lady Olga, plebian!
Astra : And us?
Gnarl : Overlord wishes for you to move all our forces and prepare to attack nearest castle! We must be careful, Dominic's man found Vult's forces lurking nearby as well! That cowardly hole-obssessed maniac!
And with Gnarl's enthusiastic yelling they disappeared in a flash with others looking at the teleporter in the middle of the room annoyed.
Gobbo Mountain
They appeared at the foot of the mountain filled with goblins. They were noticed pretty fast by the scouts nearby who instantly went to their fortress to inform leader of someone appearing out of claw-gate.
Fiona : Saw some of 'em runnin' away.
Asteria : Maybe preparing... for fight?
Gnarl : Whatever they do to stop us they will join! Goblins respect only someone stronger than them who can protect them and help with expanding!
Ovelord pointed towards the stronghold and others got the message.
Fiona : Haha! Let's get to it then!
They all made their way to the great gate- with (Y/N) stomping at the front - with all kind of effigies hanging off of it. Before the Overlord could knock - or 'knock' - the gate opened and behind it a whole group of goblins stood, ranging from kids to old, male and female, some dressed as warriors and others as civilians.
Old Goblin : What 'ya doin' stompin' 'roun like diz! Take yourz shuz off!
Suddenly the group made passage for someone as a green fist raised above the old goblin's head and smacked him down where he faceplanted on the ground. Behind him stood a female goblin warrior.
Rysette : I am Rysette, the leader of Crooked Moon! Sorry about the Ole Weirdo... Snarky's not bad he's the oldest goblin here and seems like he's sick in the head.
Gnarl : Snarky?! He was a powerful shaman of the Crooked Moon back when Skarsnik led the great Goblin armies against Orcs and humans...
Rysette : He's still a good shaman, just gotta make sure he actually aims at the enemy... I'm sorry for welcoming you so wrongly, Master!
She bowed deeply as all of the Goblins behind her dropped on their knees and one of them pulled on the cloth. In the middle of their village stood a giant statue of Overlord (Y/N) making his companions' eyes widen.
Rysette : We knew you'd come one day and were preparing but the past few days we had handful with dwarfs.
Asteria : Problem?
Rysette : Dwarfs managed to dig a tunnel to our mines and they have heavier troops with more armor... It's hard for us to rush them in such small spaces and we rely on our numbers.
Gnarl : Master! If we'd be able to help those Goblins we could not only get an ally but getting those dwarfs as slaves would help with repairing the Netherworld Tower!
Fiona : Finally! Somethin' to beat up!
Overlord was led by Rysette through the goblins with them bowing and praising him. Seems like the previous one left quite a good impression on them. Even some kid goblins were saluting to him but they were of course quite playful and started to annoy his companions but not doing anything to him.
After some walking they've reached the mines. There were still echoes of fighting from inside and Overlord prepared for a fight. His companions got ready as well, Fiona mostly by peeling off an army of kids off of her who praised her as 'Da Greatest Goblin' because of the way she looks.
Rysette : A fair warning, be careful of ceiling since we're not as tall as you...
Gnarl : Yes! Good point! Be careful as to not bring down the entire cave system on you! Getting an entire digging team would be quite annoying if you lived and didn't turn into a paste that is!
Catue looked at Gnarl with 'Are you serious?' expression but (Y/N) was quite used to the way Gnarl looked at things, let's be honest here - he was the one who brought him up. And so with Rysette with as their tour gui- I mean the leader of expedition they went into the deeps... That were dark and deep!
Catue : It's dark in here...
Rysette : There will be more torches down, no need to worry and just press onward!
Asteria : My horns... Scrape the ceiling.
Rysette : Down will be bigger halls. Not that you will be able to stand at your full height but good enough to at least get your back a bit straighter!
As they were travelling suddenly a wall opened up and some green crystals dropped out of it. They looked at it when a large humanoid rat with large bag ran over and picked each and every crystal while running off laughing about how much 'Warpstone' he's got, yes-yes. After that weird encounter they decided to skitter-leap further in.
Near the end of many tunnels they saw bright lights and heard dwarfs laughing. There were goblin weapons scattered around and the dwarfs were talking about a fight and taking prisoners to work them to death in the mines.
Rysette's eyes burned with fury as she jumped at them with her greatsword and with a bit of support from Overlord managed to stomp those stunties good into the ground. Following the tunnels from which dwarfs came they were wider - since dwarfs are dummy thick - they managed to get to a giant hall in which even Asteria could stand easily.
But their relief at straight backs was short lived as an entire battalion of dwarfs suddenly encircled them.
Dwarf Captain : It's the goblin chief and those must be some mercenaries! Kill sellswords but keep the chief! We'll use her to enslave other goblins!
And so battle ensued! Let's not get into much detail, stunties are well... stunty and with combined armor-piercing damage from Overlord, Catue, Asteria and Fiona they were nothing short of being thrown around. After the wrecking they gave them Catue walked up to (Y/N) with a piece of paper in hand.
Catue : Here are some orders and there is a mention about Dark Dwarf prisoners.
Gnarl : They could be very useful!
Catue : I don't get much dwarfish but the prison cells are above us.
Rysette : Then we just have to find a way up!
Gnarl : Who cares about details like that?
Fiona : Now ya' speakin' my language!
She grabbed her weapon with both hands before slamming it into the ceiling cracking it and with second hit making giant hole from which some dwarfs dropped but they were diffrent from others. Their hairs seemed to be constantly on fire and their skin was diffrent color. One of them turned to Overlord gratefully.
Grima : Thanks for the safe, boss! I'm Grima Darkforge, Dark Dwarf blacksmith at your service!
Gnarl : Great! Great! A blacksmith like this will be very useful, Master! Not only to our troops but to make things for your personal armory as well!
The rest of the dark dwarfs stood up and agreed to work for Overlord to pay up their debt and now they just had to find a way to actually destroy this place and they saw the same rat-things picking off metal from dead dwarfs. With Overlord's superior diplomacy skill - grabbing one by the neck and forcing it to talk with Gnarl - they got a weapon from them in shape of the sphere.
Rat explained that they're suppose to set it off and get out of there if they don't want to be turned into a glowing green goo on the floor, so they did like the rats and skidaddle outta there!
Upon returning to Goblin camp they looked at dwarfs' mountain but nothing was happening... Until a giant, green mushroom shaped explosion ripped the mountain apart. They could still hear diabolic laughter being carried with the wind as their eyes widen at the sight of total destruction.
Distant Voice : Kill-Contrapcion!
Grima : Now with that out of the way allow me to personally thank you once again and swear loyalty for saving us. They were planning on torturing us to get all the informations they could about our smithing techinics!
Rysette : I also wish to thank you in the name of the Crooked Moon! We will join you in your fight against your enemies!
Gnarl : Very well! Move your fighting force to the portal! You will have your positions assigned! Prepare well because our next target... Is Princess' Castle!
The Goblins - along with freed Dark Dwarfs - cheered and went to equipment themselves. The Big Bad (Y/N) looked over all of it with an evil grin when suddenly both of his arms were grabbed, from one side by Rysette and Grima from the other. Others girl groaned annoyed but Overlord didn't care, he was to bust flexing and showing off to his newest addition to the harem...
Meanwhile with Olga
The Dark Elf queen stood at the edge of the dark forest with Chloe standing next to her in fighting stance, however, soon relaxed as another person joined them. The person handed Olga an envelopment and said that they're preparing before walking off.
Olga : Hmm, all according to plan...
I was thinking that after this I should make some good Hermaphrodite ( Futanari ) book and then I got this idea here :
The main heroine of the book is a sad, little Imp with no power and her entire race being used as nothing more than cannon fodder against stronger adventurers and just a stepping stone for beginners...
Having enough of it she sneaked into Demon Vaults holding ancient powers and magic where she had learned 'Incubi' spell, giving her fully functional male genitalia ( that she may modify to her own will ), and Dimensional Gap spell allowing her to travel the multiverse!
With 'Incubi' dick spell she can gather power from people she has sex with and in that way wishes to get so much power to overthrow the current Demon Lord of her realm and take over many others to elevate her race from more than just meat shields.
Since she has the ability to go across dimension she'd be able to go visit : RWBY, Fairy Tail, HuniePop, Crush Crush, Monster Musume, Kimetsu no Yaiba, Familiar of Zero, Konosuba, Fate, Fire Emblem and much, much more ( Basically anything I know and works well enough with her being there ) just to gather power and become the ultimate being!
It'd be fun centered story with a jokes mixed in and rather lighthearted but still with it's own good portion of dark humor. And because of her ability to travel easily she can go from dimension to dimension easily... If she has enough 'Mana' that is.
Also - there's only one true Master of Explosions :
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