Chapter 2 - Say Hello to My Little Red
After capturing the first castle it's time to gain more allies and minions.
( Narrator P.o.V )
Netherworld Tower
Throne Room
Olga and Chloe looked around wide eyed at the view of the tower that was hiding underground. Olga felt as if her plans were coming together in front of her, especially thanks to the old minion who officially named the two Overlord's mistresses.
The rest of her plan was rather easy. Once Overlord decides to spend some quality time with them in his bed chamber just seduce him with her body and everything will be done. Chloe is supporting her previous ruler but she wasn't too found of ending up in bed with another 'human', no matter that Minion Master told her otherwise.
The two were mentally prepared to give up their virginities and start to work on their plan to seduce their new Boss. Imagine the look on their face when a bunch of minions were running around to arm themselves as they entered the throne room. (Y/N) was sitting upon his slightly ruined throne with a giant sword in hand.
Gnarl stood next to BBG's throne and explaining to him something as a pair of minions on the support up top spread open a giant leather. Overlord's fiery eyes scanned the map before Gnarl pointed at something.
Gnarl : Ah, look Master. Your mistresses have come to say goodbye!
Olga : What is this all about?
Gnarl : We have located the Red Minion Hive! We must return it immidiately in order to spawn Red Minions!
Olga : Are you certain this can't wait?
Gnarl : We don't want to lose the track of it! Do not worry, Master will most probably bring you some souvenirs...
The two walked off, Olga a bit disappointed but quickly coming to thought that she'll just have to wait but Chloe... She was fuming from anger! So much mental preperation and even pep talk from Olga for nothing! A large tick mark appeared on her forehead and when she passed one of the minions she kicked it and causing it to splat against the wall before falling off, earning laughter from the rest.
Gnarl : Seems like she really wanted to spend some time with you... Remeber, Sire, to keep your mistresses happy. There are things that even Overlord such as yourself wouldn't want to mess with!
The-Lord-Of-All-That's-Evil shrugged before getting up and walking over to the portal in the middle. Before he teleported he heard Gnarl yelling.
Gnarl : Gibblet! Don't chew on that!
And with a flash he was gone. He appeared in other portal set up in frozen north near a place Elf's Sanctuary. (Y/N) took a few deep breaths after summoning his minions. He has hoped that those are not the same elves he's thinking about. He bashed throught barrier inside and his minions started to run all over the place looking for something to loot, that is until...
'HE' appeared...
Florian Greenheart!
(Y/N) : *Thinking* Not the rasta, gay elves...
Florian : Whachia ya doin', man? You're wrecking the Sanctuary! This is the place for magical folk to live in, man!
Overlord reached boiling point and picked up one of his minions and with fury burning in his yellow-red eyes he threw it at the elves. Florian, unfortunately, dodged the attack but the guy behind was met face to face with a fury-filled throw of Overlord, breaking his head off completely.
Florian : Wow, man! You almost hit me!
He felt magical connection setting up and then cries of minions as Gnarl tried to get everything under control. In reality Gnarl used Tower's power to see what Overlord does and advise him... But then he saw Florian.
Gnarl : Crush them, Master! Kill those tree-hugging vegans! Smash the fur and cute lovers!
Olga : What's all this commotion?
Gnarl : We've set up connection with Master and we're watching mayhem! We also have a stable connection, stereo audio and full HD! Oh, he can also hear you.
Olga : Let me see! This guy?
Chloe : Isn't that the same elf who was protesting on the courtyard about monsters eating cute, little animals?
Olga : I believe that is him. Darling, please do me a favour and crush him!
They could see how Overlord pulled out his giant sword, ready to strike him dowm but Florian ran away. He jumped back on the boat and thanks to wind - probably some elven magic, they're in a cave - his boat quickly managed to get out of Dark Lord's strike and throw range. Single bunny was jumping on the side and with a roar Overlord casted a giant fireball on it, leaving smoldering, black patch of ground...
After the Great Overlord was done with throwing a tantrum he stomped further into Sanctuary with a whole group of his browns running after him. He stepped in a vast room and a pair of 'fairies' came flying by. Those were the fairies that decided to live in Sanctuary and use hippy elves' 'pampering'. Once graceful and beautiful now flying lard.
Fat Fairy #1 : Just look at those savages!
Fat Fairy #2 : Let's go Petunia!
Did I mention Overlord having an anger issue after gay elves ran away? He clapped the fairies. I don't mean sexually. He put his sword aside and clapped his hands together with fairies inbetween causing blood and fat to fly everywhere.
Olga : They're so disgusting!
Chloe : What happened to those fairies?!
Gnarl : That's elves' doing! They make all females who agree fat to resemble their feritility goddess!
Olga : I saw some statues of our gods and goddess but I'm pretty sure non of them are embodiment of jiggly lard.
Gnarl : Who cares? Crush them all, Sire!
And so (Y/N) took a special trip around the Sanctuary crushing all fat fairies on his way. He has to admit that it's a good outlet for his anger. Hearing their screams and then satisfying squish in his hands or under his boot... But he is here for Red Hive and he has to remember that.
After walking just a tid bit further he stood face to face with a giant wall made of thorns, probably Sanctuary's natural defence. Suddenly a group of red minions appeared from the further up and lit the bush on fire making it break apart. They all started to dance and cheer after being found by their new Master!
The bunch of red minions sound like a group of obsessive smokers and cough a lot, making clouds of smoke to raise up from their mouths. With a quick wave of his hand they lead him over to the Red Hive and raised it up. However, as they were travelling they made it into Hippie Elves' Village and the choice was obvious. Wreck the village and enslave inhabitants.
Some may think, where will the great Overlord get chains for all those non-combatant villagers? The BBG don't need useless stuff - at least when not in dungeon - on him at any moment. He simply dominates them with his Evil Presence. Making all of them evil in his name and to become his living shields and soldiers. Why waste minions when you can use plebs?
After wrecking the place up a bit he spotted something on the side... A harp! And whole set of beautiful dresses and some weapons. He looked over the dress and nod a few times happy with himself before calling a few browns over - don't want to set stuff on fire when you need it - and order to carry the harpy and freshly named by him 'Gift Baskets', hoping that this was what Gnarl meant when he told to keep his mistresses happy.
After getting down using the lift he spotted the rune lighting up and portal opening to the Netherworld Tower. They carried stuff on the portal and it soon disappeared in a light. However, the Red Hive do not fit such a tiny portal so he has to move on.
Gnarl : Master! You brought a harp... I think Quaver just fainted... Also, your mistress are going throught the stuff you send. They seem pretty happy! I'm sure they'd like to reward you for your effort once you'd like to relax a little~
Olga : Silence, Gnarl! That's a surprise for him~
Overlord despite being the Ultimate Evil liked female company and he knew that this might be pretty fun. He continue on walking and daydreaming not noticing a giant statue in front of him and he walked into it. He grunted angry before taking a swing with his sword and breaking the whole bottom part of the statue, causing it to break and fall backword just to create a bridge for him to pass.
??? : You will pay for this, Scourage of Nature!
He turned around to be faced with magical illusion of Hippie Elf Queen, Fay. He looked her over, which caused her to blush a little.
Fay : What are you staring at, barbarian!? You savage!
Olga : She wasn't composed for long...
Gnarl : Yes, Master has his weaknesses too...
Chloe : No wonder he treats us so well...
Fay : Remember it, Scourage of Nature! You will not destroy another Sanctuary! Nature itself will stop you!
Overlord glanced at his sword. If nature is planning to stop him maybe getting an axe wouldn't be a bad idea. He already has fire magic so some physical harm would be great as well... With that she disappeared in a flash and (Y/N) simply shrugged it off before ordering his minions to move along. Five of them picked up a totem-like part that has dropped after Overlord furiously slapped the statue.
Afterwards, with just a bit of walk his minions have managed to open the Great Portal and teleport Red Hive back to the Netherworld Tower. The Great Evil himself has just exit the caves and saw something that has brought a sadistic smile to his lips. The place where he was stuck as a child...
Nordberg.
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