Just then the dark figure.....

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Just then the dark figure..... LAUGHED  " Hahaha! When your lover approaches you, you don't play dead you kiss  them ya doof!" tord was towering over tom's 'dead' body and the dark figures stood up and slowly approached the couple. "Help me up lover boy." tom held out his hand and tord took it with pride. "I brought my friends with me! As you know this is Andy." andy took his hood off and waved at tom with a huge grin "Right. Andy was one of the guys aiming a riffle at my head." andy's smile faded and he just  turned around to go get something  

"Hey. Jehovah, no need to be rude.. He just wanted you to know what I've been doing." tom just simply scoffed and pointed to the second dark figure, "Whos that one?" the dark figure stepped forward and took it's hood off. "Permission to speak freely sir?" tord gave the dark figure a sideways glance and sighed rubbing his temples. "Carl- Better yet, Idiot. You always speak freely even if I say 'Shut up.' So, yes you have permission to speak freely."

Carl, or better known as 'Idiot' gave tord the most dumbfounded look for a good 15 seconds before face palming and nervously laughing it off "Ehehe, yeahh. Hello strange man in blue I was brutally dragged away from a vending machine to come and meet!" carl out stretched his arm to shake tom's hand, slowly tom took carl's hand and shook it "Hi, my names Tom.." he quickly took his hand away and shoved it in his hoodie pocket when andy came back with something in his hands "Sir! Ich habe es geschafft, ich habe seine Uniform gefunden!" (Sir! i did it, i found his uniform!) (Andy and Alex are German if you didn't know) "Ah, thank you Andy. Here ya go Hot stuff~" tord winked at tom but it was like really dark so tom couldn't see but he was blushing hardcore.  

Tom snatched the uniform out of tord's hands and buried his face in it "*Muffled* Thanks, I love you..." Tom looked up and re-counted "One, two, three.." tom had to reality check himself real quick "Three. Why are there only the three of you I heard four drop down.." tord hesitated with hitting someone in their face and talked through gritted teeth, "Thomas. How in the fuck do you think that uniform got down here." tom slapped him self in the face "Stop being so mean to meee, it's too early for you to bully mee!" tom was a big baby when he gets too sleepy and tord wouldn't typically deal with this side of him, but tonight he was feeling lovey dovey.

"Why i'm so sorry waifu, would you like a kiss??" tom and tord both leaned in for a kiss, before carl, being a total dickhead coughed and ruined the moment  "Aw, bloody hell. Really what do you want??" carl gave tom a sort of questioning look before sheepishly asking: "Are you like trans or something... or is tord just blind..." tom was trying to figure out his answer while tord was choking on air and no one helped him. "Can I- *cough* get some fucking he- *cough cough* help!?!" tom slapped tord on the back pretty harshly and said: "Next time you call me a girl, i'll just watch you choke and hopefully die." and tom kissed tord (no surprise there now was it) "Aw~~ You said next time~" both were now blushing a deep shade of crimson "I. Hate. You. Commie." 

Wassup bitches, and wieners. (these are just offending dog names, don't actually be offended) I know I was gone for an unreasonable amount of time, but school is one assblasting bitchaloid. So I had a stupid house of seven articles project and all of my damn homework, but i'm back in business baby (Yes, I is now ur dad- er- mom. Fuck it, I'M YO DAMN DADDY!) I like that one. 

That picture was made by you gurl right here, Carl Heiners: Blue+Green eyes, Freckles. My laptop's camera quality is so damn bad so you can't see those details. And the picture was the other reason this chapter was delayed for so damn long, I really wanted to draw it to show you what he looked like, but i'm also a lazy ass fuck with loads of homework. So I procrastinated a bit(basically two whole damn weeks!)

It's like 11pm rn, I wanna get some fucking sleep, but I also have a wattpad life. And when you have a wattpad life, it's chapters over anything else. So if you have chores just tell ur parents "I have a wattpad life and it's more important than your slave work." and hide, plz don't do that unless you have a death wish. well, i'm needed on another book, Bye~! 

                                                                 -Shy.