It was about two am now. Auntie Lysie was definitely asleep. She worked really hard so it only made sense, being on night shift at the hospital all week must have really worn her out. But that wasn't the main concern; the stupid obese mutt was.

I was on my way home when I spotted the true meaning of disgrace strolling on the pathway. The car came to a violent halt causing the other vehicle behind me to hoot like mad. Not giving a damn, I kicked the door open and stormed up to the little brat.

"What the heck!!! Why are you out at this time?!"

The tiny ball that Blubber referred to as his head turned to face me. His eyes grew with shock then shut with annoyance. He muttered some curses under his breath, I didn't need to be Einstein to know that.

"Well, baby whale? Explain yourself," I demanded drowning out the crazy hooting car. I spun to face its driver. Instantly, the hooting stopped. That's right, jackass.

"What a waste of looks, your ugly character kills it all," he said all too confidently.

"Your toes are so lucky," I started smoothly.

He cocked his brow. "Why?"

"It will never get the chance to meet your face," I finished so sweetly before pinching his ear.

"Ow! Help, witch!! It's a witch!!!" I pinched his ear even harder as he yelled out to the whole neighborhood.

"You will think of me more than that when I'm done with you," I threatened as he fat fingers bashed against my stomach. "Fatso, you are hurting me with those stupid sausages of yours?"

He stopped wincing and shot me a deep death glare. "I hope you end up all alone and indescribably ugly!!"

I rolled my eyes. "Why you telling me your life story, Blubber?"

His face went red with frustration and he started to do that little jumpy thing he always did when he got heated up. He was too cute like that. Still ugly, but cute.

"Come on, BlubberButt," I said as I gestured to the car before grabbing a handful of his hair," Let's go home. Enough loitering around! You've got school tomorrow."

The most unbelievable thing occurred next: he bit me! He freaking bit me!!

"What the -OWWWWW!!!!" I cried for the whole world and the dead in its ground to hear. I shot daggers at the little runt.

Well infact I shot daggers at absolutely nothing. My eyes grew wide in disbelief. The demon disappeared!!

Desperate for murder, I frantically searched about. There was no bloody way he was going to get away from me alive and in good health that was a vow....

There he is!

The giant blob of fat bobbed into an ice cream shop.

Ice cream. Food. Fat cousin.

Why am I not surprised?

Determined, I ran after the crazy glob. If he chose to live he better have an assassination planned out in there because my round little friend was going to get it.

Infuriated by the possibly infectious bite, I kicked the glass door that led into the parlor. I stormed in at full speed yelling," BLUBBERBUTT, You better have a Rabies Shot or I'm going to make you wish you went to military school, instead!!?"

The next couple of seconds went down in complete silence as a group of six people stared at me, one of them being the victim who was panting in the corner. "Fatso," I hissed pointing in his direction before clicking my knuckles. "We need to have a little talk and I can't guarantee it won't get physical."

He gulped and quickly hid behind the roundest being, I had ever seen. His slanted eyes reminded me of my trip to Japan last year. I sighed and shook my head in amusement.

"You think a sumo wrestler can take me down," I asked pointing at the huge Asian man with the uniform. I'm guessing he works here because the others were wearing casual.

There was a girl with lovely long hair that emphasized all her perfectly fitted features that were on her face. Her body wasn't too bad either. In fact she was a typical hottie.

The guy with the nicely toned body and disheveled dark blonde hair, I guessed was her boyfriend. He was wearing the quarterback's shirt that happened to have the same colors and logo as Jay's present school. Yep, he was definitely her boyfriend. The match was too perfect.

I was about to pounce on Satin's little rookie when some idiot decided to speak:

"Bells and you say that I'm the weird one."

I froze in my spot and turned around to see the victim behind those sinister words. She wore a small Amazon-green beanie and wasn't as beautiful as her her friend Barbie there but she wasn't a disappointing Duff either. I glowered at her. She casually walked up to me before shoving me to the floor.

"Are you bubblegum flavored icy goodness?" She asked as I was still recovering from the push.

"No..."

"Then get the hell out of my way," she growled before turning to the counter to talk to the fattest creature I had ever seen."Simo, my usual please..."

What the heck just happened? What did that mean?

Questioning myself till my head hurt, I sat on the cold tiles as I stared at the weirdest girl I had ever met. Then as I caught a glimpse of the dark hair that was slightly peeking out of her beanie, I sense of familiarity. Like I might know her...

"Are you okay?"

I snapped out of my trance and searched for the voice that spoke to me.

"Are you okay," the beautiful girl asked offering me a hand. I nodded.

"We'll get up then, Dodo Brain!"
I will forever hate BlubberButt. Blood or not.

I took her hand in mine and let her and her really buff boyfriend get me back on my feet. "Thanks," I said side glaring at my most wanted cousin," It's nice to know that not everyone is an oversized talking tomato."

Blubberspit stuck his tongue out at me. I laughed even harder when the door behind him banged him good in the head.

"Oops," a very sexy green eyed man ,wearing a smart uniform partnered with a manager badge, gasped as Blubber lay -hopefully dead -on the floor.

I quickly made my way to his corpse and whispered," How's the taste of karma down there?"

Unfortunately, he lifted his head and whined," All I wanted was ice cream..."

Woah! He was crying! FatsStuff has emotions! Wow England has made me an alien.

"Ohh Blubber is crying," the crazy Bubblegum girl laughed whilst eating the world's most depressing substance. I couldn't help myself, it slipped out of my mouth:" Really? Bubblegum of all shitty flavors?"

The crowd grew silent as the Bell girl's eyes grew large and her boyfriend face palmed himself, before mumbling," Idiot."

Rude much. "Hey! Who are you calling an idiot?"

"You moron," he started before pointing at the girl who held the disgusting blue substance.

That's when it hit me. Her gruesome stare seemed to crumble the earth below me. "What did you say?"

"I said nothing. All I said is that that ice cream flavour sucks, that's all," I repeated as Simo and the manager gulped. Bells and the Rude Ass of a boyfriend started their way out of the shop. "We are not paying for your funeral bills by the way. That is Aqueela's problem."

I froze. I remembered.

"Eela," I said before meeting her enraged eyes.

She was ready to claw my throat off then a look of confusion flooded her face. " Why did you call me that? Only one person calls me that, but it's been about six years since she left ...."

It took her a good three seconds to understand who the heck I was. As if some bipolar victim, her fist suddenly greeted my nose whilst screaming," Next time you want to criticize my favourite ice cream, I will wallop your BritishBums - Kye Jennings?!"

Oh wow, she did remember me. Now all I need to hope for is that the bruise isn't as bad it feels getting it.

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