"Jiminie, you'll never guess what I just did." J-Hope squealed as he ran into Jimin's room. "What happened?" Jimin asked, sitting up on his bed. Taehyung was still recovering from Naeun, so he was in his room alone. "Okay, you can't tell anyone, alright?" He said seriously as he sat down next to Jimin in his bed. "Alright." Jimin agreed. "So Yoongi's allowed on his phone for thirty minutes a week on Wednesdays, four to four thirty. So I messaged him, after a week or so, and we had a conversation back and forth." J-Hope was blushing. "And~?" Jimin dragged on, smirking.

"Um, Yoongi and I sent pictures to each other, and I- God I think it was the hottest thing I've ever done." J-Hope curled up on his bed and giggled. "Wha- like, naked pictures?" Jimin whispered and his eyes widened. "No, not naked pictures, but, you know, sexy pictures." J-Hope told him, shaking his head. "Okay, well at least they weren't naked." Jimin shrugged. "Wait, what do you mean?" He furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. "He sort of dirty talked me and I sent him a picture of how much I liked his words, and he sent one back and-" "You sent pictures of your boners through your pants?" Jimin asked. "Well when you say it like that it sounds weird!" J-Hope sat up and hit his shoulder. "I mean, that's super hot, especially that it's Yoongi hyung-" "Hey." J-Hope warned him in a serious tone, glaring at Jimin over his phone. "Hyung I'm not dumb, I'm not hitting on Yoongi hyung." Jimin flattened his lips. "Alright." J-Hope looked back at his phone.

"That's hot, but your sex life with Yoongi hyung shouldn't be something you share with the world." Jimin told him. "Whatever you two do is none of my business, and between you two. I love you hyung, but it makes me feel super single when you tell me what you two do. It's cute and sometimes too much information, but I understand it's exciting or whatever. I just don't care that much." He explained, turning to face J-Hope. "I mean, I'm happy you're happy and excited for you and supportive of anything, but I really don't need to know you two basically had phone sex."

"I guess that's true." J-Hope mumbled, embarrassed. "Sorry, Min." He apologized. "It's okay." Jimin shook his head. "My birthday's in five days, and I'll be leaving soon at the end of the month...this is depressing." J-Hope sighed and put his phone down on his lap. "Hey, it'll be alright hyungie. Remember, it's only two years, it could be worse." Jimin told him. "Yeah, you're right." J-Hope nodded. "How's Tae doing? With the whole Naeun thing." He asked him. "Well, I'm pretty sure he's not eating, but he said he wanted to be alone so I let him. It's not like I could make him eat anyway." Jimin sighed. "It's so screwed up, you're very lucky to have fallen in love with someone in your group, or you might not be able to be together at all." He told him. "If our manager didn't allow Yoongi hyung and I to date, I would quit BTS to be with him." J-Hope added, a serious tone in his voice. "I love Yoongi, with everything I've got, and I will do anything for him- not would, I will." He added. "I know, hyung." Jimin smiled.

"Jimin Jimin Jimin Jimin Jimin Jimin Jimin!" Namjoon threw open the door and rushed inside the room, his phone in his hands. "Wha-" "So the vet who was taking care of Lily asked for my number and I gave it to her and she asked me out on a date and I don't know what to do!" Namjoon explained all in one breath. "Wait, when did this all happen?" Jimin asked. "After we freed Lily back outside we exchanged numbers, and we've been friends for a year and she just asked me out!" Namjoon showed Jimin his phone, as he was practically jumping up and down. Jimin read the messages.

Soyoung
Are you
free any time
this week, to
possibly go
out to dinner
with me? I
know you said
your work
takes up 95%
of your life,
but I really like
talking to you
and I think I
like you more
than just a
friend😅

Soyoung
But if you don't
want to that's
okay, we can
still be just
friends if that's
what you want☺️

"She's super nice, hyung, and she's just like you but female. I think you should." Jimin nodded. "Me too." J-Hope agreed. "When? What do I say? I don't even know if I like her like that or not!" Namjoon twirled around and squealed. "He's in love." Jimin turned around to J-Hope. "Oh yeah." J-Hope nodded. "Okay, okay, what do I say?" Namjoon asked them. "Um, figure out when you're free and start from there." J-Hope suggested. Namjoon looked at his phone and started typing.

Me
Oh, yeah, I'm
free on Thursday
if that's fine. I
really enjoy
talking to you too

Soyoung
Great😄 I'm
excited.

Me
What time would
be best for you?

Soyoung
Eight?

Me
Question mark?😂

Soyoung
Well I want to
make sure it's
good for you
too! You know,
I don't want to
be in the way

Me
No I get it😂
Eight is fine.

Me
I've never gone
on a date before,
I've only had
two girlfriends
my entire life
but that was
middle and high
school😂😂😂

Soyoung
That's fine😂

Me
I have a secret
though

Soyoung
Oh?

Me
✨I can't drive✨

Soyoung
😂

Soyoung
That's fine, Namjoon-ah
I'll take us

Me
For once I feel
embarrassed saying
that- usually it comes
as a joke...

Soyoung
It's really okay,
Namjoon-ah

Me
Really?

Soyoung
This might be
weird, but I
found out you're
the leader of
BTS, but that's
not the reason I
like you. I don't
listen to Korean
music much, I'm
more of a classical
fan anyways. I
might know a
little more than I
should😅 I
really like you
as a person,
not the reputation
you have- although,
what you're doing
is really cool

Me
Thanks, I
really don't know
what to do in
relationships but
I hope I'll be
good at it, haha.

Me
I like you too

"Eeeeeek!" Namjoon squealed and jumped up into Jimin's bed, starting to blush. "Namjoon hyung's going on a date, I'm so happy for him." Jimin wiped his fake tears. "Jimin, teach me how to drive please." Namjoon looked up at him and laughed. "I thought you didn't want to drive for the sake of world peace." Jimin giggled. "Well, that was a while ago- I want to drive! I'm gonna go get my license!" Namjoon jumped off his bed and ran out of the room. "It's not that easy, Joon!" J-Hope yelled after him, laughing. "Oh my." Jimin rubbed his temples and sighed.