[PCY'S UGLY]
Today

jongfuckin 8:15 AM
dumbo ur back!!

dumbo 8:15 AM
Hey Jongin

jongfuckin 8:15 AM
you're v nice dumbo

dumbo 8:15 AM
K

jongfuckin 8:16 AM
did you know that kyungsoo is chanyeol's backup dancer?

dumbo 8:16 AM
What

I never knew that um

That's... shocking

jongfuckin 8:16 AM
ikr he just kept it a secret from everyone i was so surprised

lay's ™ 8:16 AM
can u send a selfie dumbo

eatmybyuns 8:16 AM
lay y are you suddenly asking that

lay's ™ 8:17 AM
i'm curious if he's more handsome than me

dumbo 8:17 AM

eatmybyuns 8:17 AM
ha ha. very funny

are we supposed to call you chanyeol now?

dumbo 8:17 AM
I mean it's a step up from "dickbean"

eatmybyuns 8:17 AM
I'd say a step down

wronghay 8:17 AM
I've never seen that pic before omg dumbo where'd u get it

eatmybyuns 8:17 AM
stfu jongdae ur just a bad stan

wronghay 8:17 AM
oh and dumbo can u send another voice message i need more fap material

eatmybyuns 8:17 AM
i don't know him anymore.

jongfuckin 8:17 AM
*voice file attached*

eatmybyuns 8:18 AM
...

you know what, i'm not even going to ask

dumbo 8:19 AM
Is that... Zootopia?

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and before u say "omg chanyeol u idiot u just made it so obvious"

would anybody really believe a popular idol is texting them...? if someone on my gc sent a pic of taeyeon and said that it was them i'd be like lmao sure u fokin try-hard

(tho i do admit the voice file thing was brushin the line of "oof" but still would anyone all of a sudden believe it was pcy)

not even lyin

P-Nut oot.