[PCY'S UGLY]
Today

lay's ™ 8:04 PM
i still don't understand the
revelation kyungsoo had a week ago

jongfuckin 8:04 PM
i thought i told you

kuntsoo 8:05 PM
You did not

jongfuckin 8:05 PM
how??

rawmyeon 8:04 PM
You silly children dumbo IS chanyeol

wronghay 8:04 PM
ur one to talk lmao stupid bitch

rawmyeon 8:04 PM
I'll mess up your plastic face Barbie ass water hole

kuntsoo 8:05 PM
Putting random words together with "ass" does not make an insult

wronghay 8:05 PM
let's take this outside junmyeon

rawmyeon 8:05 PM
Jokes on you I'm already outside

ho.sebooty 8:05 PM
why

rawmyeon 8:05 PM
Watering my plants

ho.sebooty 8:05 PM
8 PM.

jongfuckin 8:05 PM
omg!!!

no way! i was talking to a celebrity!!

lay's ™ 8:05 PM

dumbo 8:05 PM
;)))

jongfuckin 8:05 PM
can i have your naked pictures
i need money
kyungsoo broke one of my iron man figurines

dumbo 8:05 PM
Am I merely a source of income to you guys

wronghay 8:05 PM
mostly, but to baekhyun you're a source of some good dick-downs

eatmybyuns 8:05 PM
the next time i see you i'll be ready with my pepper spray you old fuck

wronghay 8:06 PM
you're older than me 💁🏻‍♀️

dumbo 8:06 PM
Bby don't pretend I don't have
my hand in your pants rn

eatmybyuns 8:06 PM
you DON'T ur in fuckin seoul
right now i hate u

wronghay 8:06 PM
he anger

kuntsoo 8:07 PM
Oh yeah where's your boyfriend that minsuckss guy

wronghay 8:07 PM
still sleeping

lay's ™ 8:07 PM
is he okay?? he's always sleeping does he have narcolepsy like i did when i was five

ho.sebooty 8:07 PM
DiD?

lay's ™ 8:08 PM
16 bananas a day cured me

ho.sebooty 8:08 PM
uh

wronghay 8:08 PM
no he's fine he just lives in america,, it's a ldr

kuntsoo 8:08 PM
Long distance relationships suck for once I admire you

wronghay 8:09 PM
idk if i should thank you or

jongfuckin 8:09 PM
!!!

wronghay you're dating a forefinger???

wronghay 8:09 PM
i really hope you mean foreigner

kuntsoo 8:10 PM
He does

I think

lay's ™ 8:10 PM
jongin if you eat 170 bananas a day it might cure your stupidness

wronghay 8:10 PM
is that a burn i smell

jongfuckin 8:11 PM
really lay?? i'll try that thanks hyung

kuntsoo 8:11 PM
No please don't I still want to see your dumb face sometimes

jongfuckin 8:11 PM
aww i lub you too kuyngsoo

wronghay 8:12 PM
dAmn i hate when couples are everywhere around me

rawmyeon 8:12 PM
YoU're a couple

hah burn

ho.sebooty 8:12 PM
pls no

—

so yeah minseok is in america AND

thank you for reading this book, all. it's been an amazing time with you and this really kept me going through the days tbh all your stupid ass comments made me laugh and feel better

I'm sorry I couldn't keep the 1 update everyday ritual going on but at least it happened for a while???

I hope you enjoyed this mess of a book that I thought up of last second and well... see you guys later?? in a long while?

pls enjoy the last few chapters i will be publishing in the next few minutes

thank you agaiN for loving dumbo and eatmybyuns and wronghay and kuntsoo n jongfuckin and lay's and rawmyeon and minsuckss and ho.sebooty and pcy.fanfan and non existent luhan + tao eVen if they were unrealistic and dumb :')

peace yo ily'all

P-Nut oot.