[EATMYBYUNS]
Today

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dumbo 12:00 AM
Happy Smurf day bby ❤️💕

eatmybyuns 12:00 AM
why do i even tolerate you

is this all i get for my birthday i can't believe you

dumbo 12:00 AM
I literally threw u an early party with Jongdae Sehun and ur teacher friend this morning :(((

eatmybyuns 12:01 AM
i know i was kidding

dumbo 12:01 AM
I thought you were mad at me yesterdat night for not throwing you an early birthday party

yesterday*

eatmybyuns 12:01 AM
who gets mad at that kind of stuff i didn't think you'd even remember my b-day anyway

dumbo 12:02 AM
Smurf day*

And how could I forget :c my bby is turning three today

eatmybyuns 12:02 AM
twenty-three you mean

dumbo 12:02 AM
this picture tells me otherwise

eatmybyuns 12:03 AM
omf where did you even

dumbo 12:03 AM
Jongdae

eatmybyuns 12:03 AM
okay that was at a christmas cosplay party i was being santa's reindeer okAy

dumbo 12:03 AM

eatmybyuns 12:04 AM
great jongdae is backstabbing me

dumbo 12:04 AM
This breaks my heart 9/10 times

The otjer 1 time i think ur too cute so i leg it go

other* let*

eatmybyuns 12:04 AM
that's my buddy who looks just like heechul

he brought the suju posters he's my first love 😤

dumbo 12:04 AM
oh

eatmybyuns 12:04 AM
not like

SERIOUSLY tho

just yeah

dumbo 12:05 AM
:)

:(*

eatmybyuns 12:05 AM
k what's with all these typos

dumbo 12:05 AM
It's a little hard to type witg one hand while running

but I'm done now

eatmybyuns 12:06 AM
and why are you running?

dumbo 12:06 AM
Because my kitten deserves more than just an early birthday party

eatmybyuns 12:07 AM
what

oh jesus fuck is that you singing christmas carols outside my door

stOp i'm only in my underwear so i can't open the door rn Jongdae will wake up!!

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Baekhyun opens the door anyway, in the end.

Chanyeol's standing there, in one hand a bouquet of flowers and a bag of what seems to be delicious street food.

Of course, it can't be Chanyeol without the appearance of a stupid grin, his other arm hugging the waist of what seems to be a jumbo-sized stuffed bear.

"Happy Smurf Day, Baekhyun."

"I hate you."

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lol btw I can't believe none of y'all picked up what Baekhyun texted Chanyeol last chapter—are these the same ppl who figured out pcy.fanfan was Kris?.?:$;

hE WASN'T ANGRY BOUT HIS B-DAY YESTERDAY ajdbeisnIajdjs

in all honesty hAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SUNSHINE BOO

OUR THREE-YEAR OLD KID OUR BABY I LOV HIM SO MUCH I WISH HIM SO MUCH HAPPINESS THANK YOU FOR EXISTING AND NEVER CARING ABOUT THE HATERS BAEKHYUN

our tru king who speaks informally to fans <3333

i lov him

hope u had a good day every'all

P-Nut oot.