After Hillary Clinton lost the whole election to Bernie Sanders, she gets addicted to cocaine, weed, and heroine. She goes to a drug rehabilitation support group, which (Y/N) also attends. (Y/N) is addicted to pot.

"My name is (Y/N), I am (Y/A), and I am addicted to pot." (Y/N) said during the support group.
"We have a new comer. Introduce yourself, Hillary," Pat said, he was the support group manager.
"My name is Hillary Clinton. I am too old for myself to remember, I am addicted to cocaine, weed, and heroine," Hillary said.
(Y/N) fell in love with this new drug addicted dumbass. (Y/N) scanned over her wrinkly, Botox-injected face. "I'm (Y/N)"
"I'm Hillary,"
"Want to go out?"
"Yes!!"
They hugged each other and walked out of that sexy acid trap.

~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~

(Y/N) took Hillary to (her/his) house. And they were baking a pie. :)