What thy-
That title made ABSOLUTELY no sense...!

And then my curiosity took over.
Rip me.

These guys are PROUD, all right?

Mother:
(Insert an incredibly boring and overused English name: 'Bob'.)
What do YOU want to go out as on Halloween?
B.O.B:

A gay man.

Mother: what the fuck

Inner thots:
Where did I go wrong?

(This is not supposed to be offensive.)
Guys,
I can some birds chirping.
I have been forced to be awake since morning.
It is literally 6 am.
What the fuck am I doing?

by the way,
I finished writing this at 5:58,
So I patiently waited until 6 am.
The birds aren't chirping anymore.
It's not even summer,
It's spring break.