Fourth Wall
Hikari: Guys i have something for u all
UNDERTALE and VOCALOIDS: Really?! WUT IS IT?!
Hikari: I gave you all the ability to break fourth walls! Now you are free to do wutever u want~
UNDERTALE: YASSS!!!
Hikari: Ill stay here k
VOCALOID: k
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Frisk: so where should we break in next?
Len: Hogwarts is a good start~
Rin: uwawawawawah~ Hogwarts is fab~ uwawawawawah~
Miku: you two idiots pls shut the fak up
Rin and Len: ;-;
Frisk: HOGWARTS IT IS THEN.
Len: wait wut
But Frisk was already kicking down the fourth wall of Hogwarts.
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[HOGWARTS]
Sans: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Toriel: I'm a professor?! Aw this sucks
Asgore: duh u love teaching
Toriel: BUT NOT FIRE MAGIC.
Asgore: ;-;
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[HOGWARTS-GREAT HALL]
Len: flying candles!
Sora: nyohahaha. . .seems like a good place to -burn- build in Minecraft =33
Kuroun: wtf?
Len: IM A HUFFLEPUFF?! UGH THIS SUCKS!
Rin: Ive got worse than u bro.
Len: AND WHAT DID U GET
Rin: IM STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF GREEN MORONS
Len: slytherin
Miku: XDDDDDDDDD GREEN MORONS
Rin: Not you, Miku.
Miku: DUHHHH I KNOW
MEANWHILE WITH THE UNDERTALES. . .
Sans: Holy craaaaaap!
Frisk: This place is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
Chara: THERE MUST BE ABOUT A MILLION GALLONS OF CHOCOLATE HERE.
Papyrus: ill show dem mai special attack.
Toriel: W-wahh I burned down a chair ;-;
Asgore: oh mai.
Toriel: WAAAAHHHHHHH
Prof Snape: WTF?
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[HOGWARTS-DORM ROOMS]
Asriel: OHHHH YESSSSS IM A GRYFFINDOR
Len: *facepalm* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frisk: *lies seductively on the bed*
Miku: *kicks down the door* HEYYYYY MACARENA
Everyone: WTFLUFF?
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[HOGWARTS-SLYTHERIN DORM ROOM]
Rin: Can you solve this problem on your abacus yet~ (The Lost Ones Weeping)
Draco Malfoy: Ohhhhhhhhh holy sheet I think Im falling in LOOOOVE with her.
Rin: *throws him out of the window* shut up.
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[HOGWARTS-RAVENCLAW DORM ROOM]
Luka: TUNAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luna: WHAT THE. . .?
Gumi: CARROTS
Luna: No.
Meiko: Purple.
Luna: . . .
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[HOGWARTS-SOME STUPID HALLWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT]
Rin: LEEEEEEEEN
Len: *teleports above Rin on a gaster blaster* EH? And also KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
Rin: k
Len: or ill cook you.
Rin: 0.0
****
[HOGWARTS-TEACHER'S LOUNGE
. .?]
Toriel: Uh, why do I have to be a professor?
Prof Dumbledore: cuz you love teaching right?
Toriel: BUT NOT FIRE MAGIC.
Prof Dumbledore: . . .
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[HOGWARTS-SOME STUPID HALLWAY]
Len: eh.
Rin: eh.
Harry Potter: wtf
Rin: eh.
Len: omg.
Prof Snape: AND WHAT ARW U THREE IDIOTS DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
Len: HOLY SHEMAI?!!!!!!!!!! *accidentally kicks Snapu-kun in da ballz*
Rin: XDDDDDDDD
Prof Snape: OWWWWW
Harry Potter and Rin: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Prof Snape: DETENTION, LEN.
Len: BISH YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Everyone except Prof Snape: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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[HOGWARTS-QUIDDITCH ARENA]
Rin: eh.
Len: eh.
*deep thinking*
Rin: Len.
Len: what.
Rin: wanna have a sparring match with a wand and our own magic?
Len: k
And a Dementer kidnapped Len and Frisk in the middle of the night. The end.
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[HOGWARTS-CHAMBER OF SECRETS]
Len: puns.
Frisk: ohhhhhhhhh baka
Len: ugh
Frisk: I hate this.
Len: sure I am
Frisk: . . .
Len: . . .
Frisk: . . .
Len: . . .
Frisk: . . .
Len: . . .
Frisk: . . .
Len: . . .
Frisk: . . .
Len: . . .
Frisk: . . .
Len: eh.
Frisk: -_-
Len: HOLD ON
Frisk: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! 8)
Len: SNAPU DOESNT KNOW I HAVE UNDERTALE POWER!
Frisk: OH YES!
Len: *teleports Frisk and himself to the great hall*
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Frisk: we should pick another fourth wall.
Rin: What about Tokyo Ghoul?
Len: OH YES
Rin: But Len. . .you're a half ghoul. You totally belong in there.
Len: eh? I accidentally ate a banana with ghoul genes in it.
Rin: oh. Ok.
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[TOKYO GHOUL-TOUKA'S COFFEE SHOP?]
Len: uh.
Kaneki: HAIIIII LEEEEEEN
Len: oh. Hai Kanekz
Kaneki: You're a half ghoul too? I could see by your eyepatch-
Len: um. yea. . . .im on da CCG's killing list.
Kaneki: . . .sheet.
Len: but I'm neutral.
Kaneki: oh.
Len: but human flesh tastes like yakiniku.
Kaneki: . . .
Len: but it sucks sometimes.
Kaneki: 0.0
****
[TOKYO GHOUL-CCG'S BASE]
CCG #1: Yea, the ghoul Vocaloid is dangerous based on what he can do.
CCG #2: He has undertale power.
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[TOKYO GHOUL-HIGH SCHOOL]
Rin: LEN
Len: RIN
Rin: LEN
Len: RIN
Teacher: RIN! LEN! DETENTION!
Len: *summons spear* BISH YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Undyne: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Len: *walking down a dark alley listening to Bonetrousle* I'm a skeleton with standards and that clearly means I rule~ *stops at a dead end* . . .AW BUT THE VOCALOID MANSION IS THIS WAY. . . .this sucks.
*gets text from Kaneki*
KEN KANEKI:
LEN! HURRY UP
KAGAMINE LEN:
I reached a stupid dead end.
KEN KANEKI:
Aw ;-;
KEN KANEKI:
OH YES!! CLIMB UP THE
WALL WITH YOUR SPEARS!
KAGAMINE LEN:
K
*MEANWHILE. . .!!*
Asgore: Hey kid. How's it going I'm Sans the comic-
Len: *faraway scream* SHEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! ....
Rin and Frisk: DAFUQ?!
Toriel: *doesnt give two sheets*
Asriel: *laughing at Toriel*
Luka: whatever, I'm Toriel's Vocaloid counterpart
Kaito: eh.
Luka: meep
Miku: *faraway scream* LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!
Kaito: uh.
Luka: uh.
Meiko: whatever, I'm out to buy some sake.
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Miku: Ow. . .
Len: so. . .
Miku: so. . .
Len: my undertale power is disabled in deep holes
Miku: aw crap
Len: you can just-
CCG #1: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FELL INTO OUR TRAP
CCG #2: We should help them out
Len: . . .use your hair as a rope.
Miku: 0.0
Len: wut.
Miku: AAÀAHHHH CCGS?!!!?!?!,!?!??!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!*7#*#^#8&&'&'*-78@*#*#**@
Len: *facepalms so hard he goes flying into da air*
Miku: . . .
****
Meiko: onegai kiss u de~- *falls down the hole and lands on Len about to climb out the hole* EEEEEEEP
Len: EEEEEEEEP *accidentally flashes ghoul eye in fear* nooooooo!!
CCG #1: *reflexively shoots Len*
Len: *dodges the bullet*
[SAVE THE WORLD INTENSIFIES]
Len: *becomes genocide and hyperdeath kagune comes out* >:D
Miku: what the. . . *one side of her becomes red and eye turns to ghoul ones*
Meiko: YA SERIOUS M8 ;-; *stares at shattered sake bottle*
Miku: XDDDDDDDDDD
Len: *danger sign appears in front of CCG and kagune shoots an electric rainbow beam at the spot*
CCG #1: *is puking rainbows*
Len: XD
****
Rin: *flips out*
Kuroun: *#ThugLife*
Kaito: tf.
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Frisk: ANOTHER FOURTH WALL!
Meiko: why not YOUR world, dearie?
Frisk: AAAWWWW YESSH! IMMA SHOW YOU THE WORLD OF UNDERTALE!!
Len: yay!!
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Miku: HELP! MY HAIR CAUGHT ON A TREE BRANCH!!!
Sans: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Miku: NOT FUNNY
Len: *throws a spear and cuts Miku's pigtail off*
Miku: 0_0
Frisk: INNNNNCOMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! LAND ON THE GOLDEN FLOWER BED MIKU
Miku: WOOHOO!!!! *falls on the bed of flowers*
Chara: *from under the flowers* OW
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Frisk: This is the spot where Asriel, as a flower, tortured me for the first time.
Len: Howdy I'm Flowey
Flowey the Flower~
Rin: oh no. not another of your obnoxious songs, Len.
Len: screw you
Miku: I expected Hikari to pop out of nowhere and scream "YOU JUST GOT DUNKED!!"
Frisk: Also this is the place where I met Tori-chan!
Toriel: :3 :3
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Frisk: DOOR. . .SO. . .HEAVY I CANT. . .OPEN
Len: NYOOOOHAHAHAHAHA [MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES] *repeatedly gaster blasts the door*
Toriel: ;-;
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Frisk: This is THE place where I met Sanseh! I just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that guy!
Sans: >:)
Frisk: *runs over to the place with the lamp thingy* This is just one of my faves! This lamp is just shaped like me, and Papyrus and Sans were pretty wacky in this room!!
Sans: I could say I. . .JOKED HER ON.
Papyrus: grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr
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