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Fourth Wall

Hikari: Guys i have something for u all

UNDERTALE and VOCALOIDS: Really?! WUT IS IT?!

Hikari: I gave you all the ability to break fourth walls! Now you are free to do wutever u want~

UNDERTALE: YASSS!!!

Hikari: Ill stay here k

VOCALOID: k
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Frisk: so where should we break in next?

Len: Hogwarts is a good start~

Rin: uwawawawawah~ Hogwarts is fab~ uwawawawawah~

Miku: you two idiots pls shut the fak up

Rin and Len: ;-;

Frisk: HOGWARTS IT IS THEN.

Len: wait wut

But Frisk was already kicking down the fourth wall of Hogwarts.
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[HOGWARTS]
Sans: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Toriel: I'm a professor?! Aw this sucks

Asgore: duh u love teaching

Toriel: BUT NOT FIRE MAGIC.

Asgore: ;-;
****
[HOGWARTS-GREAT HALL]
Len: flying candles!

Sora: nyohahaha. . .seems like a good place to -burn- build in Minecraft =33

Kuroun: wtf?

Len: IM A HUFFLEPUFF?! UGH THIS SUCKS!

Rin: Ive got worse than u bro.

Len: AND WHAT DID U GET

Rin: IM STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF GREEN MORONS

Len: slytherin

Miku: XDDDDDDDDD GREEN MORONS

Rin: Not you, Miku.

Miku: DUHHHH I KNOW

MEANWHILE WITH THE UNDERTALES. . .

Sans: Holy craaaaaap!

Frisk: This place is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.

Chara: THERE MUST BE ABOUT A MILLION GALLONS OF CHOCOLATE HERE.

Papyrus: ill show dem mai special attack.

Toriel: W-wahh I burned down a chair ;-;

Asgore: oh mai.

Toriel: WAAAAHHHHHHH

Prof Snape: WTF?
****
[HOGWARTS-DORM ROOMS]
Asriel: OHHHH YESSSSS IM A GRYFFINDOR

Len: *facepalm* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Frisk: *lies seductively on the bed*

Miku: *kicks down the door* HEYYYYY MACARENA

Everyone: WTFLUFF?
****
[HOGWARTS-SLYTHERIN DORM ROOM]
Rin: Can you solve this problem on your abacus yet~ (The Lost Ones Weeping)

Draco Malfoy: Ohhhhhhhhh holy sheet I think Im falling in LOOOOVE with her.

Rin: *throws him out of the window* shut up.
****
[HOGWARTS-RAVENCLAW DORM ROOM]
Luka: TUNAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Luna: WHAT THE. . .?

Gumi: CARROTS

Luna: No.

Meiko: Purple.

Luna: . . .
****
[HOGWARTS-SOME STUPID HALLWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT]
Rin: LEEEEEEEEN

Len: *teleports above Rin on a gaster blaster* EH? And also KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

Rin: k

Len: or ill cook you.

Rin: 0.0
****
[HOGWARTS-TEACHER'S LOUNGE
. .?]
Toriel: Uh, why do I have to be a professor?

Prof Dumbledore: cuz you love teaching right?

Toriel: BUT NOT FIRE MAGIC.

Prof Dumbledore: . . .
****
[HOGWARTS-SOME STUPID HALLWAY]
Len: eh.

Rin: eh.

Harry Potter: wtf

Rin: eh.

Len: omg.

Prof Snape: AND WHAT ARW U THREE IDIOTS DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

Len: HOLY SHEMAI?!!!!!!!!!! *accidentally kicks Snapu-kun in da ballz*

Rin: XDDDDDDDD

Prof Snape: OWWWWW

Harry Potter and Rin: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Prof Snape: DETENTION, LEN.

Len: BISH YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Everyone except Prof Snape: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
****
[HOGWARTS-QUIDDITCH ARENA]
Rin: eh.

Len: eh.

*deep thinking*

Rin: Len.

Len: what.

Rin: wanna have a sparring match with a wand and our own magic?

Len: k

And a Dementer kidnapped Len and Frisk in the middle of the night. The end.
****
[HOGWARTS-CHAMBER OF SECRETS]
Len: puns.

Frisk: ohhhhhhhhh baka

Len: ugh

Frisk: I hate this.

Len: sure I am

Frisk: . . .

Len: . . .

Frisk: . . .

Len: . . .

Frisk: . . .

Len: . . .

Frisk: . . .

Len: . . .

Frisk: . . .

Len: . . .

Frisk: . . .

Len: eh.

Frisk: -_-

Len: HOLD ON

Frisk: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! 8)

Len: SNAPU DOESNT KNOW I HAVE UNDERTALE POWER!

Frisk: OH YES!

Len: *teleports Frisk and himself to the great hall*
****
Frisk: we should pick another fourth wall.

Rin: What about Tokyo Ghoul?

Len: OH YES

Rin: But Len. . .you're a half ghoul. You totally belong in there.

Len: eh? I accidentally ate a banana with ghoul genes in it.

Rin: oh. Ok.
****
[TOKYO GHOUL-TOUKA'S COFFEE SHOP?]
Len: uh.

Kaneki: HAIIIII LEEEEEEN

Len: oh. Hai Kanekz

Kaneki: You're a half ghoul too? I could see by your eyepatch-

Len: um. yea. . . .im on da CCG's killing list.

Kaneki: . . .sheet.

Len: but I'm neutral.

Kaneki: oh.

Len: but human flesh tastes like yakiniku.

Kaneki: . . .

Len: but it sucks sometimes.

Kaneki: 0.0
****
[TOKYO GHOUL-CCG'S BASE]
CCG #1: Yea, the ghoul Vocaloid is dangerous based on what he can do.

CCG #2: He has undertale power.
****
[TOKYO GHOUL-HIGH SCHOOL]
Rin: LEN

Len: RIN

Rin: LEN

Len: RIN

Teacher: RIN! LEN! DETENTION!

Len: *summons spear* BISH YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Undyne: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Len: *walking down a dark alley listening to Bonetrousle* I'm a skeleton with standards and that clearly means I rule~ *stops at a dead end* . . .AW BUT THE VOCALOID MANSION IS THIS WAY. . . .this sucks.

*gets text from Kaneki*
KEN KANEKI:
LEN! HURRY UP

KAGAMINE LEN:
I reached a stupid dead end.

KEN KANEKI:
Aw ;-;

KEN KANEKI:
OH YES!! CLIMB UP THE
WALL WITH YOUR SPEARS!

KAGAMINE LEN:
K

*MEANWHILE. . .!!*
Asgore: Hey kid. How's it going I'm Sans the comic-

Len: *faraway scream* SHEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! ....

Rin and Frisk: DAFUQ?!

Toriel: *doesnt give two sheets*

Asriel: *laughing at Toriel*

Luka: whatever, I'm Toriel's Vocaloid counterpart

Kaito: eh.

Luka: meep

Miku: *faraway scream* LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

Kaito: uh.

Luka: uh.

Meiko: whatever, I'm out to buy some sake.
****
Miku: Ow. . .

Len: so. . .

Miku: so. . .

Len: my undertale power is disabled in deep holes

Miku: aw crap

Len: you can just-

CCG #1: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FELL INTO OUR TRAP

CCG #2: We should help them out

Len: . . .use your hair as a rope.

Miku: 0.0

Len: wut.

Miku: AAÀAHHHH CCGS?!!!?!?!,!?!??!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!*7#*#^#8&&'&'*-78@*#*#**@

Len: *facepalms so hard he goes flying into da air*

Miku: . . .
****
Meiko: onegai kiss u de~- *falls down the hole and lands on Len about to climb out the hole* EEEEEEEP

Len: EEEEEEEEP *accidentally flashes ghoul eye in fear* nooooooo!!

CCG #1: *reflexively shoots Len*

Len: *dodges the bullet*

[SAVE THE WORLD INTENSIFIES]

Len: *becomes genocide and hyperdeath kagune comes out* >:D

Miku: what the. . . *one side of her becomes red and eye turns to ghoul ones*

Meiko: YA SERIOUS M8 ;-; *stares at shattered sake bottle*

Miku: XDDDDDDDDDD

Len: *danger sign appears in front of CCG and kagune shoots an electric rainbow beam at the spot*

CCG #1: *is puking rainbows*

Len: XD
****
Rin: *flips out*

Kuroun: *#ThugLife*

Kaito: tf.
****
Frisk: ANOTHER FOURTH WALL!

Meiko: why not YOUR world, dearie?

Frisk: AAAWWWW YESSH! IMMA SHOW YOU THE WORLD OF UNDERTALE!!

Len: yay!!
****
Miku: HELP! MY HAIR CAUGHT ON A TREE BRANCH!!!

Sans: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Miku: NOT FUNNY

Len: *throws a spear and cuts Miku's pigtail off*

Miku: 0_0

Frisk: INNNNNCOMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! LAND ON THE GOLDEN FLOWER BED MIKU

Miku: WOOHOO!!!! *falls on the bed of flowers*

Chara: *from under the flowers* OW
****
Frisk: This is the spot where Asriel, as a flower, tortured me for the first time.

Len: Howdy I'm Flowey
Flowey the Flower~

Rin: oh no. not another of your obnoxious songs, Len.

Len: screw you

Miku: I expected Hikari to pop out of nowhere and scream "YOU JUST GOT DUNKED!!"

Frisk: Also this is the place where I met Tori-chan!

Toriel: :3 :3
****
Frisk: DOOR. . .SO. . .HEAVY I CANT. . .OPEN

Len: NYOOOOHAHAHAHAHA [MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES] *repeatedly gaster blasts the door*

Toriel: ;-;
****
Frisk: This is THE place where I met Sanseh! I just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that guy!

Sans: >:)

Frisk: *runs over to the place with the lamp thingy* This is just one of my faves! This lamp is just shaped like me, and Papyrus and Sans were pretty wacky in this room!!

Sans: I could say I. . .JOKED HER ON.

Papyrus: grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr

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