I sat down in an open chair in the front left corner of the room. I laid my head down on my arms feeling exhausted from the day's past events.

   "Hello class! Sorry if I'm a bit early, but like a human life status, it would be better to be an early man rather than a a late man." I heard a voice followed by an odd chuckle. I looked up to see who cracked that weird assed death pun.

There stood an extremely unusual looking man who was way different from my other teachers. His hair was a grayish silver color, and it was long and covered every thing on his face except his nose, mouth and chin. His skin was white with stitching and scar patterns across his face, neck and wrists. He was hunched over, wearing a black trench coat with large sleeves, and a gray sash that hung across his torso. And he even wore a black crooked looking hat to top it all off.

"Good afternoon students, I am your biology teacher Mr.Undertaker. However if you'd like, you may come up with a nickname for me instead. Anyways, let's begin with a few fun riddles." He said. Everyone whispered and looked at each other, confused. 

   "Let's start with a rather popular one shall we? Ahem....Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?" He asked. We all stared at him blankly. 

   "Hm...maybe that one's a bit challenging...oh..this one is a bit more of a joke than a riddle. Why couldn't Sally go on the swings?" He asked.

I've heard this one before.

   "Because she had no arms." I said. Mr. Undertaker nodded and giggled. 

  "Knock-Knock." He said knocking on the table top in front of the girl who sat two seats away from me. 

   "Uh, Who's there?" she said. Mr. Undertaker sniffled a laugh. 

    "Not Sally." and with that he started laughing. A few people laughed along, while the rest just sat there kinda creeped out. After a few more jokes the bell rang and we were dismissed for the day.