"You're WHERE?!" Aizawa questioned.

"I have no idea.... But um.... I have to get back on foot." Tenya responded. "A private assignment so to speak. I should be back in class by the end of the week though, so no worries! Your class rep will return shortly!"

He hung up.... And immediately suppressed the urge to scream. This is fine. He can't kill Tensei. That wouldn't be very heroic!

"This is fine! Just.... Think of it as a training experience!" He told himself.

Yeah, no, he's standing in front of a bank and waiting for his ex. At this point he-

Tenya froze.

".... She wouldn't.... What am I saying, this is Kitaura, she's definitely-"

"TENYA!"

A girl with short violet hair ran over to him, holding a black duffle bag. She had neon pink eyes, a similar complexion to Tenya, and currently had several angry security guards chasing her. So that's why she told him to wear all black.

"RUN!" She shouted, laughing to herself.

She activated her quirk, racing past him in a blur of neon pink and purple. He shrieked, quickly running after her.

"Kitaura!" He shouted, picking her up, proceeding to run several blocks non-stop.

Once the two stopped, she laughed, patting him on the back.

"Tenya, great fuck that was fun!" She said, smiling widely.

"Koharu! You're still doing this?! What happened to not using me as a getaway car?!" He all but yelled, slightly breathless.

Peeking out of the alleyway the two hid in, she snickered.

"Oh come on! Don't tell me you didn't get that same rush we used to get?" She teased. "So.... What do you need my help with again?"

The universe hates him.

"Tensei ditched me here and challenged me to get back on foot.... Without my phone."

She blinked. Once. Then twice. Then she burst into laughter.

"Oh my god! Katsumi must be losing her goddamn mind right now! Her precious baby boy, anyone in the big cruel city!" Koharu mocked him.

He glared. She laughed harder.

"Kitaura, you know my mother doesn't like it when you use her name. And must you use such ridiculous language?!"

The two heard a police siren, locking eyes.

".... You know, my apartment is pretty close by...."

"Let's go." He quickly said.

Koharu smirked. She powered up her quirk, a brief crackle of pink lightning dancing on her skin as she ran up the side of the alley wall, crouching to look down at him.

(Koharu Kitaura

Quirk: Neon

She can take and use neon light and colors! She can also move incredibly fast thanks to this!)

Tenya sighed, walking away from the wall.

"Oh...." Koharu pouted. "Guess his isn't gonna-"

Tenya's form launched itself off up the wall, landing next to her. She stared, blushing slightly. He revved the engines on his calves, grinning.

"Still got it...." He mumbled.

*Where Aizawa is....*

"What the fuck?" He calmly questioned.

He began wondering if maybe he should've killed Dabi back at the camp.

"Before you get too mad-" Shinobu started, before being swiftly cut off.

"You're pregnant!" Nemuri screeched. "You fucked the villainous fire guy with homicidal tendencies, and are now carrying his baby! I think we're allowed to be freaking out a little bit!"

With a shrug, she said "I mean.... I'm already a month along so-"

"No. That doesn't make it better." Shouta interrupted. "This is your responsibility now. You can't complain."

"I'm not complaining, just.... How do I tell him?!" Shinobu questioned.

"Why not just be blunt with it?" Hizashi asked.

"Zashi, this is Touya Todoroki. He's a Todoroki. They're all so dense that light bends around them." Shouta argued.

Meanwhile....

Touya couldn't tell if he should start performing CPR from how Hitoshi's wheezing, the purple boy laughing uncontrollably.

"This is serious." Shoto stated.

Touya sighed, saying "Desperate times call for desperate measures.... Shoto, give me your phone."

Shoto handed it to him, giving him a confused expression. When he saw the number he dialed, he shook as he tried to hold his laughter.

"Hey..... Endeavor.... I need a favor." He said slowly. He swallowed all his pride, before finally saying "How do you propose to a woman?"

.

When Tenya woke the next morning, he immediately was greeted to the smell of something burning.

"FUCK!" He heard Koharu shout.

He walked out of the guest room she'd all but shoved him into, seeing her about to douse a bucket of water onto (what he could only assume to be) bacon.

"STOP-"

Too late.

The stove then lit on fire, Tenya letting out a wheeze. No. Never mind murder. That was too good for Tensei, especially after this.

"A year away from my presence, and you still can't cook?" He asked once the fire was put out.

"...."

Tenya frowned.

"Kitaura. I need you to tell me you haven't spent the past year living off of ramen and anything that won't catch fire the moment you put it in the oven."

She looked away.

"KIT!"

"What?!"

"Are you kidding me?! That isn't a proper diet! The perfect balance meal must be perfectly crafted to perfection! Not too much or too little seasoning, and enough food to satisfy your hunger-"

Tenya paled.

"Oh my god, I truly am losing it."

"How so?"

"I'm quoting Bakugo."

*Elsewhere....*

Katsuki sneezed.

"You okay?" Mina asked him.

"Tch, I'm fine.... Come on. We're dragging Akane out of her room." He said, walking over to the girl's room.

"Question: why am I here?" Izuku questioned.

"You're here to keep her calm."

"And why am I here?" Denki asked.

"You're here in case we need a defibrillator." Katsuki responded.

With that, he knocked on the door, giving it a good kick for extra measure.

"Akane!" He shouted.

A weak groan came from the other side, Katsuki's quirk flaring. He immediately kicked the door open, looking to see Akane wrapped in multiple blankets.

"YOU'RE SICK-"

"Katsuki."

He cleared his throat.

"You're sick and you didn't tell us?!"

She huffed, saying "There's a really good reason for that."

A thud came from her closet, Katsuki slowly turning to see Neito walk out with Itsuka in tow.

"Why do you need so many hoodies?!" Neito questioned.

"Monoma, Kendo, lovely evening we're having." Izuku said (because he is a saint and doesn't want Katsuki to rage).

*Back with a certain engine quirk user....*

"Are you sure that we're going the right way?" Tenya questioned.

"Of course I'm sure! I mean, you dated me...."

"Yes, and then we broke up. For many reasons. One of which being that you're a very deceitful person."

She punched his shoulder for his audacity. The two started walking through a few alleyways, Koharu glancing at the area around them.

".... Did you ever.... Miss us?" She asked, seeming out of the blue.

Tenya faltered. Sure, they'd had plenty of great times, but.... She was the one that left him.

"Kit-"

A chuckle cut him off, the two looking to see multiple thugs and criminals surrounding them.

"Well, look what we've got here, boys...."

Tenya sighed, firing up his quirk. This was going to be a long week, wasn't it?