Hey guys! Blake here with some special guests, X and Crystal!

Great to be here Blake.

Especially with the game still in session. By the way, I'm up one.

Hush if you want your head later.

Moving on gentlemen. What are we doing that I had to be dragged along?

Well first we were saving you from Emerald. He has some paper and is going around asking Dexters to sign it to get some weird thing from Eiryn. We're saving her like this. We just texted everyone and he was about to jump on you.

Well... thanks for that. What else?

(X and I share an evil grin as we spoke)

"Mess with the System."

Oh Arceus... really?

We needed a female for this, Crystal. And we can't use Yellow.

Seems fair. After all, You boys don't know what us girls have planned.

Well you better be ready. Ladies first.

Alright... where is he?

For those of you who are confused, "Mess with the System" is a game that the Legends of Etta Squad does basically everyday. For example, Yellow's system messer yesterday was that she pulled an Emerald and yelled ship at Black and White who were cuddling. She basically stole Emerald's job yesterday. This is also where a lot of rivalry comes in. One major one being to destroy Specialshipping and then putting it back together so that we're not hurt. It's so fun. And today we're going to show you how to get around the death penalty of Specialshipping Destruction. We're going to start with how to get past Yellow's wrath. So ladies that aren't Pokedex Holders, pay attention.

Alright ladies. There's two sides to this. One is the Dexter side, which is mostly passive. But everyone else dies when they touch him. So here's the trick, you walk right up to Yellow and say something. I'll be right back...

(TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Yellow losing the kitchen knives again.)

Hey Yellow-

Listen up you. If I have to-

Guess what Red told me.

What?

He turned me down and said he had someone else in his sights.

Really!? Who?

I'm looking right at her.

... Wait!

(Crystal has left the chat.)

Sh1t... you almost got caught.

It's worse for normal people. You have to be ready for it.

Well Do you want to do yours first, X?

Sure.

Don't die. I would rather you did, but Eiryn will kill me.

Ha. Alright gentlemen. While the ladies have it plain and simple, we're harder. Red doesn't entirely go easy on non-Dexters. But if you take the path that us male Dexters take, you'll be in good shape.

(MINOR TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: X's knives keeping score)

(As X was walking away from Yellow, Red starts to get up from his chair to go over to him. X pauses before yelling out.)

RED AND YELLOW, SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

(The two stop and are red in the face as they look at each other. Red quickly resorts himself and speaks.)

Listen up, X. You can't-

I'll tell Emerald.

(Almost as if he used a barrier, the duo's attacks were pushed down and they walked away, awkwardness filling the air.)

There. Done.

Out of my way. Imma show you people how it's really done.

He's also subconscious, but ok.

(TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Blake acting like a Purple.)

I pulled that off better.

You're honestly half-alive, but ok.

Their faces were the best part.

Nap time for you. Wanna close up, Crystal or handle him?

I'll close up.

Ok.

(He goes out and Crystal smiles.)

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