I AM DOING THIS IN SCRIPT CUZ LAST TIME I TYPED IT UP IN NORMAL QUOTE MODE IT TOOK FOREVER AND DELETED.THIS IS EASIER.

I’ll post this in parts. Next one it’ll be the actual battle between the OCs and the Sues.

*Four people are standing in the middle of a dark gray room, their backs facing two heavy metal doors, and each are holding a remote*

*One is a dirty blonde, with hazel eyes* *Scowls*Are we all clicking the button or what?

*Another is a black haired girl with dark brown eyes*Uh...there’s two doors, and four of us…*Narrows her eyes at the remote*Mine says, “Release the Sues.”

Blonde girl-*Inspects remote*One question. I know you guys are the authors Dobbie6539, Eagle_Aquario, and PokemonRio, but who's who?

Black haired girl-I’m Dobbie. *Peers at the brunette girl holding the remote next to her*Hey, Tess, why does our remotes say something different? Yours says”Let OCs in,”

Brunette-*Grunts*Call me Rio in this one. But the buttons either open the door to the OCs, or the Mary Sues.

*The last girl, a golden-haired blonde with green-brown eyes points at the other blonde*So, you’re LightningClawedSky? I think we’re all figured out, but if you didn’t, I’m Eagle_Aquario, but in this one, just call me Aquario ‘cause my OC is Una.

Dobbie-Can I still go by Sarah?

Rio-*Waves it off*Go ahead. Right now, we need to go to the announcer’s box to watch the battle. Then we can click the button, first the OCs though.

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*All the authors are now in the announcer’s box, all seating in either navy blue or black comfy chairs*

Lightning-*Waves her remote, which has the button with the OCs*Rio, can I click it on this one?

Rio-*Carelessly*Don’t care.

Lightning-*Jabs the blue button, and the right heavy door slowly raises, revealing the OCs inside*

Mirka-*A blonde like her author, but with winds, tail, and horns* *Scretches*Finally! We got out of that accursed place!

Aquario-Sarah, can I click the button for ours?

Sarah-Wait, let the OCs get out first. Do they get weapons?

Rio-Oh. Right. Forget ‘bout that.*Clicks a button on the dashboard, and a table exits out of the floor in the corner, portraying all the weapons*

Aquario-*Rather nervously*Is that a good idea? I mean, the Mary Sues can access them too.

Rio-They’ll enter holding the weapons their counter-parts have, but they can switch...I’m improvising here…

Lightning-*Rather dryly*Noticed.

Riyui-WHERE’S THE CACTUS?!*Scans the table but settles for an axe*

Tess-Will you be able to lift that?*Chooses two pitchfolk kunais*

Riyui-SHUDDUP!

Una-*Takes the bow leaning up against the wall, and slips on the quiver*Is there a ledge I can fire from?

Theodora-*Chooses a duel-disk, guessing that when she summons the monsters they’ll appear on the field*

Aquario-Common sense, scan the room..*Blankly stares at the nearly empty room*

Sarah-*Waves a hand in front of her face, then gives up as she watches Mirka choose a flame-thrower*

Mirka-I’m good with this.

Lightning-Uh oh…

Rio-Oh, crap, I forgot Zyicho and Cobalt...one sec.*Leaves room and reappears below, dragging her two OCs by the ears*Remember the Mary/Gary Sue scenario…? Yes, we’re doing it again.

Cobalt-*irratedly*You mean the one where I got my eye scratched out?

Rio-The exact one! Your weapons are on the table.*Leaves*

Lightning-Who are those two?

Aquario&Sarah-Her OCs.

Zyicho-*Grabs quite a few knives and his chainsaw disc as he spins it around his finger as he narrows his eyes at the others, realizing he’s the only boy*

Mirka-*To Una*Do you think a flame-thrower will be good enough?

Una-*Sweat-drops*Y-Yeah, just fine!

Cobalt-*Like Tess, she chooses her pitch-folk thingies*

Aquario-Time to push da button?

Sarah-Yeah, why not?

Aquario-This feels like Dumb Ways to Die...TIME TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE WORLD!*Jabs button*

*One door open, and the OCs are suddenly memerized by the beautiful singing coming from inside*

Riyui-*Growls, shaking her head*Who is that?

Una-*Bites lip*That may be Maria.

*A beautiful girl bounces out, her hair rippling colors of blonde, brown, and gold*I am Maria Annalise Roxanne Yvonne Syrup Utopiah Eevee!

Rio-*Growls*She’s a disgrace to eevees.

Lightning-Ah, I don’t think she’s talking about the pokemon, Rio…

Sarah-Doesn’t matter. WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Aquario-*Dryly*Una’s counter-part.

Cobalt-*Eyes the bow held in Maria’s hand but doesn’t move, waiting for the other Sues to come out*

*Next, an alarming pretty girl twirls out, her glossy black hair spilling beautifully across her shoulders as she bats her emerald eyes at the only boy, Zyicho* *Purrs* I am Riyu.

Riyui-That’d be me.*Scowls*

Zyicho-*Seems awestruck for a moment, his hand frozen from where he was about to throw a knife*

Mirka-Uh oh! Break the spell!*Shoves Zyicho roughly, and the silver-haired staggers, breaking eye-contact with Riyu*

Riyu-*Pouts, but twirls the axe around her hands effortlessly*

Tess-We still have...Mirka, Cobalt, Zyicho, Theodora, and mine…*Spots the next black haired girl*And...that’s either Cobalt or Theodora.

Theodora-*Holding the Mystical Elf card as she hangs out behind the others* *Mutters* Defensive mode. *A blue haired gracefully lady appears on the field*

Una-What the heck is that?

Theodora-*Calmly*Mystical Elf. The Sues have to kill it before they get to us.

*Two black-haired girls are on the field-one has long black hair down to her waist, with sparkling blue cobalt eyes*

Mirka-Well, the eyes give it away, doesn’t it? Its’ Cobalt.*Glances at the assassin, matching the two eye colors*

Cobalt-*Bitterly*Well, she has two eyes.*Hand touches her right eye, which is a mess of crusted dry blood*I should put on my mask.*There’s a click as she slips on the mask covering her eye*

Mary Sue Cobalt-*Laughs, a tinkling sound*

*The next Sue strides out, but its not a girl, so its obvivoius who it is-Gary Sue Zyicho-with handsome gold eyes, no scars like the real one*

Mirka-*Nearly falls over, now in the spell as Zyicho had been*

Una-*Swats her lightly, but eyes the chainsaw disc the Gary Sue is expertly spinning on his pinky*

Riyu-*Over her shoulder*Maricio, come on out!*Voice is like a beautiful bell*

Maria-*Giggles*Then its just Tessa-

Tess-*Snaps attention, tearing her gaze from the Gary Sue Zyicho* My counter-part is called Tessa?!*Eye twitches*

Lightning-This actually is kinda amusing.

Maria-*Goes on*And Theodora’s counter-part.

Aquario-I feel nervous..

Sarah-Still..?!

*A girl with golden blonde hair walks out in all her glory, her purple eyes shining as she sings*Hello, my name is Maricio!

Mirka-*Stares*Is...that...me?

Lightning-Oh.

*The other of the black haired girls is Theodora’s counter-part, with pale vivid enchanting green eyes, and sleek black hair. The last is clearly Tessa, with brown hair that shone gold at a certain angle, and beautiful grey-blue eyes*

Rio-*Darkly*Well. Let the fight begin.