*Hiccup turns computer on and opens a recording app and adjusts the webcam*
*Hiccup clears his throat*
Hi I'm Hiccup Horendous Haddock the III.
Why is my name Hiccup? I don't really know. My parents thought that a hideous name would fight off trolls and gnomes. *Gobber walks in and says "Trolls exist! They steal your socks but only the left ones I don't know why though." *Hiccup sighs and pushes Gobber out of the room and closes and locks the door*.
Most people thought I am crazy for shooting down a Night Fury. Well no one said that but they didn't believe me when I told them. *Window opens and Astrid jumps through the window* *Astrid walks beside Hiccup and says "Hello' Hiccup smiles and says good afternoon Mi"lady. "What are you doing? Astrid asks. I'm doing. A video diary about my life. Hiccup responds. Cool I think I'll leave you alone then. *Astrid does a back flip out the window and lands on Stormfly.
*Hiccup turns to the computer and resumes the video*
You see when I was younger no one like me the called me a walking fish bone, called me a twig. I didn't let any of that bug me, but the saddest part of all of that is that my own father didn't even know I was alive. *Hiccup sighs* He ignored me and he missed My 11th 12th And 13th birthday until I was 20. Then he finally noticed me! It happened when I ran away because some mad man threatened our island. I wanted to show him that dragons were not bad creatures. My dad didn't want me to show him but I wanted to prove to him that I could take care of myself. *Toothless gets up and walks towards hiccup and whines*
*Hiccup notices and says I'll turn my dragon translator on so you can tell your side of the story*
*Hiccup turns translator on and machine beeps *
*Toothless growls and the computer translated it to "No thanks I'm fine I'm going back to sleep.
*Hiccup turns to the computer and resumes the video.
So I ran well rather flew away with Toothless to tell this Drago Blud Vist that dragons weren't bad. I flew for a couple of hours when I finally spotted the boat and I landed and told drago that dragons weren't bad. I hear a female scream behind me and I turn around and. A lady runs up to me and says "Hiccup??" How do u know me? You were only a wee one so wee so fragile I was afraid you wouldn't make it" Then one day you were carried off by a Skrill" and I left to find you and after 20 Years I finally found you! I laughed and say well what's your name? My name is Valka. And I'm guessing that that's your dragon? I nodded and said Toothless meet Valk era I mean mom. Toothless laughs and licks mom.mom nods and says lets go home I agreed so we flew home and when we got there I yelled DAD ITS OK HE ISNT COMING ANYMORE!" My dad came out and seen Valka he started crying and ran up to her and hugged her. That's pretty much my life story. Most people say there is a movie about me and my most famous line in the "movie" is
This is Berk. A bit trampled and busted, but it's home
. It's our home . Those who attack us are relentess and crazy. But those who stopped them oh, even more so! We may be small in numbers,but we stand for something bigger than the world can ever pin against us. We are the VOICE OF PEACE AND BIT BY BIT WE WILL CHANGE THIS WORLD!! You see we have something that they don't! Oh sure they have armies, and they have armadas. But we have OUR DRAGONS!!
I guess this means that no matter what the world does to try and put us down and make us mad and upset. We shouldn't let it bother us. Because we are stronger then anything or anyone the world can pin against us. I'm Hiccup Horendous Haddock The III and this is my story!

Thanks for reading and I hope the * parts made sense I was trying to make it like some other stories I read and I dot. Think it's that easy to understand.