(A/N: This is Fabi's words, not mine, "I got this idiot of a friend who's uneducated so we made this one shot out of his stupidity," yeah, okay, I kind of agree though.)

Zephyr flipped to the next page of her, "Fruit Names," book as she sat on the living room floor. The six-year-old eyed the big letters on the page for a while before looking up and asking, "Daddy, what are rai...sins?" She fought out, word seemingly difficult to say out loud.

Hiccup looked up from the grocery store flyer for a second to look at his daughter. "I don't know, Zep. Some kind of fruit, I guess?" He answered as he looked back at the flyer.

The brown haired girl shrugged and turned her attention back to the book, quietly trying to pronounce different fruit names.

Astrid's laugh was heard and she walked down the stairs with her three-year-old son in her arms. "You're an idiot, Hiccup," She said as she placed Nuffink down beside his sister who started talking to him immediately.

"What? What did I do now?" He asked, arms raised and face showing confusion.

"Raisins are dried grapes. How can you not know this?" Astrid asked, trying not to chuckle at her dork of a husband.

He was really smart but damn, sometimes, he was duller than a brain dead person. She loved him no matter what though.

"Wait..." Was all Hiccup could say before becoming quiet.

Astrid shook her head at him, watching him think for a minute before she sat down on the couch to watch the children.

Hiccup picked his phone up and googled, "Raisins," and was awestruck for a minute before looking dumbly at his wife.

Putting the phone away, he closed the flyer and slowly got up to walk toward Astrid. He grabbed her arm and pulled her into their room.

Astrid looked at him confused but closed the door anyway.

He slowly turned to her and the next word made her evaluate the reason for marrying him in the first place.

"They're fucking grapes!?"

(A/N: You're welcome you dumbass haddockthethird .)

- Toothless_NightFury1.