(A/N: After battle, - second battle with Drago. Day 4.)

Astrid gritted her teeth and shook her head, dabbing the wet cloth onto the skin around the wound in his shoulder blade. "Ow! Hey..." Hiccup complained.

"Stop moving!" Astrid yelled at him, very irritated. "M'Lady..."

"What!?" She screamed at him before looking surprised and bowing her head slightly. "Sorry. I'm just..." She trailed off. "I know, M'Lady, I know..."

She smiled and continues to dab the wet cloth to the wound with the ointment and the cream at the top. "I know. You think I'm an idiot and you-" She caught him off.

"Hiccup, you're not an idiot. You never will be. You may be stupid from time to time and you may have your crazy ideas and you're most definitely dorky but, you're my dorky husband. I wouldn't want to change you for anything," She said and placed her lips to his cheek.

He pulled her from her seat beside him, onto his lap and pressed her body against his bare chest.

Astrid smiled. "I love you," She whispered, her lips barely touching his cheek. "I love you more, my beautiful wife."

"Oh, I doubt that, Hicc-"

"Mama? What's wrong with daddy?" Little Destin asked as he stood by the entrance to his parents room.

Astrid looked at him, got off of Hiccup's lap and walked over to her five-year-old son and picked him up. "Oh, nothing's wrong with him. It's just a big scratch," She said and walked over to her husband, putting her son down into his lap.

Hiccup smiled and held his son by his back and arm, so he wouldn't fall off. "Daddy? What happened?" Destin asked.

Hiccup gave him a reassuring smile and leaned down, pressing his lips to his sons head. "Nothing serious, son," He said and pulled back, looking at Astrid as she started to wrap his cut.

She smiled and leaned over his shoulder, making sure not to hurt him and kissed him. "Eeww! Gross!" The little boy yelled and covered his eyes, giggling afterwards.

Astrid laughed. "Hey, I've seen the way you look at Lea..." At the name of the mentioned girls name, the little boy blushed madly.

Hiccup laughed and stroke his back.

•••

"He's growing up so fast," Astrid said softly as they laid in bed. "I know. Before we know it, he's gone get together with that girl, Lea and then it's time to say goodbye to him being a kid."

"Yeah. They remind me of us. Remember how we were ten years ago?" She asked and raised her head from his chest, looking at him. Hiccup looked at her. "Yeah. Young and reckless. But, look where we are. Married for five years, got a five-year-old son and-"

She cut him off once again. "And there's another one on the way," She whispered.

"What? You're pregnant?"

"Yeah. Three weeks in. I didn't want to tell you because I knew you would just lock me into the house and you guys needed my help in that battle, - obviously.

"I...are you okay?"

"Yeah. Perfectly fine. Never been better."

"Okay. Well, I'm glad you're okay," Hiccup whispered into her neck as he slowly leaned over her. His hand travelled down her naked body and stayed at her stomach.

"I love you, Astrid. Thank you for everything."

She wrapped her arms around her husbands neck and kissed him. After pulling away, she said, "You're welcome. I love you too," before falling into an abyss of love and pleasure.

(A/N: Fuck. This challenge is supposed to me PG13. Ugh. Fuck it. Next time, I'll write a freaking porno.)

- Toothless_NightFury1.