One day while Obanai was on a mission, he got injured and had to go to the butterfly mansion. Obanai and Kaburamaru were talking together.

•InoAoi
•Kinda Shinomaru(Joke)?
•Tankana
•Kinda Saneoba Kinda not???

Btw Kaburamaru can just become human cause Shinomaru(joke) will be happening randomly

Fare warning, I wrote this skit very weirdly and cringely so I advice you be careful

Before Onii-chan and horrible back posture happened
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Obanai~ You like Kocho?

Kaburamaru hisses happily

Obanai💭You must be KIDDING ME

Obanai sighs

Obanai- Well are you going to tell her or?

Kaburamaru hisses and nods

Obanai- Look if you're going to do your weird magic thing where you become human then might as well not do it here!

Kaburamaru hisses and wags their tail

Obanai- Last time you went in the bathroom, Aoi screamed so loudly Tomioka thought a rat was in the bathroom

Kaburamaru magically using book logic becomes a human

Kaburamaru- Shut up

Obanai- No

Kaburamaru- By the way, does any of the hashira like accept me?

Obanai- The only people who accept you is me, Tomioka, Kanroji, and Kocho

Kaburamaru- Oh. I thought Shinazugawa cared?

Obanai- He doesn't, it'll take him a while to like you

Kaburamaru- Aww alright..

Shinobu- You doing alright Iguro-san?

Obanai- I am Kocho, no need to worry

Shinobu- Ah! Hello Kaburamaru-san!

Kaburamaru blushes ever so slightly

Kaburamaru- Hello Kocho-kun

Obanai💭Nah bro is in love with Kocho

Aoi- Kocho-sama, Inosuke and the others are here

Shinobu- Ah alright Aoi! Let them know I'll be there in a minute! You can handle the boar kid right?

Aoi- I can Kocho

Shinobu- Thank you

Aoi leaves the room and heads to the main three

Shinobu- As I was saying, Iguro-san I believe you can leave now

Obanai- Thank you Kocho-san

Shinobu- Your welcome Iguro-san!

Obanai looks over at Kaburamaru, who was staring intensely at Kocho

Obanai- Let's go Kabby

Kaburamaru- Awh alright..

Obanai- You literally said you wanted to be a hashira a few days ago, why not train now?

Shinobu- Ara ara Iguro-san! Why didn't you tell me Kaburamaru is going to be a demon slayer

Obanai- Thought you already knew

Shinobu- Well is Kaburamaru going to be your Tsugoku?

Obanai and Kaburamaru nod

Shinobu- What breathing style? Serpent?

Obanai- If they can use Serpent

Kaburamaru- Hey! I can use Serpent breathing!

Obanai- If you can't, you could make your own or try something else

Shinobu- You could try using Insect breathing if Serpent isn't compatible for you?

Kaburamaru hides their blush

Kaburamaru- Alright then

Obanai💭Simp.

Obanai- Let's go Kabby! Let's see if you could even use the first form of Serpent breathing

Kaburamaru- Alright then

Shinobu- Sayonara!

Kaburamaru waves goodbye and runs after Obanai

Shinobu💭How come Iguro-san next tell me Kaburamaru liked me? It was obvious he was blushing around me

. . .

Inosuke- GIVE ME MORE FOOD BLUE BUTTERFLY LADY!!

Aoi- I will Inosuke, don't worry

Zenitsu- HEY HOW COME YOU GIVE THAT PIG MORE ATTENTION THEN YOU GIVE TO ME AOI?!

Aoi sighs and looks over to see Kanao and Tanjiro talking to each other happily

Aoi💭Glad to see your not using your coin as often Kanao

Inosuke- HEY ARE YOU GETTING THE FOOD OR WHAT?!

Aoi- Calm down Inosuke.. I'll try getting food

Aoi walks away from Hoo-ha and crybaby and goes to make food for Hoo-ha

. . .

Obanai- You are compatible to Wind breathing

Kaburamaru- How do you just.. Know?!

Obanai- Just try using the first form or something

Kaburamaru- Serpent breathing is like the thing I'm meant to have! How am I going to use Wind breathing?!

Obanai sighs

Obanai- You don't want Shinazugawa-san to be your Mentor?

Kaburamaru~ Yeah..

Obanai- You and him need to get along alright?

Kaburamaru💭Maybe because you like him(Sanemi)?

Obanai- Use the first form of wind breathing and see if it works

Kaburamaru uses the first form of wind breathing and slices the tree a little too perfectly

Obanai- You are Shinazugawa-san new Tsugoku

Kaburamaru- WHAT NO!

Obanai- I'll just get him

Few seconds later

Sanemi- You want me to teach your child how to use wind breathing?

Obanai- They used the first form a little too perfectly

Sanemi- ...

Obanai- You taught them didn't you?

Sanemi- Yes

Obanai- Go teach your successor how to use wind breathing

Sanemi- Fvck no

Sanemi- That b4st4rd really pisses me off

Obanai- How so?

Sanemi- They keep talking about Kocho

Obanai- Just get used to the fact Kabby is the number one simp for Kocho okay?

Sanemi- Well why should I?

Obanai- Do you want a successor?

Sanemi- Kinda

Obanai- Then teach them!

Kaburamaru- Hi

Sanemi screams like a little girl then slaps Obanai in the face

Obanai- What the fvck was that for Shinazugawa?!

Sanemi- Sorry your kid scared the crap out of me

Kaburamaru- I don't want to be eyebrowless Tsugoku

Obanai- You two already trained together, you(Kaburamaru) are destined to be a wind user

Kaburamaru- I'm going to make a new breathing style that comes from Wind breathing

Sanemi- Then what are you making?

Kaburamaru- Air breathing

Obanai holds in a bit of laughter

Sanemi- Wow how fvcking funny..

Sanemi- Iggy, teach your child some manner!

Obanai- One there is nothing wrong with Air breathing and two only Kaburamaru can call me Iggy

Sanemi- Bu-

Kaburamaru- I can use insect breathing?

Obanai- You can use Air breathing, ignore that idiot

Kaburamaru- I want something matching my snake thin-

Obanai&Sanemi- Serpent breathing

Kaburamaru- Oh

Obanai- You can use wind of course but Serpent is seriously all about snakes and their movement

Kaburamaru- I thought I wasn't compatible?

Obanai- I was being a idiot, try using Serpent breathing again

Kaburamaru uses the second form amazingly

Obanai- I don't even know any more

Sanemi- Just ask Kocho or something

Obanai- Then YOU are also coming

Kaburamaru- Yeah let's see Kocho!

Obama, Snake human, and Salami all go to the Butterfly mansion

Shinobu- Nice to see you guys! What's the matter?

Sanemi- I don't know if Kaburamaru can use Wind breathing or Serpent

Tanjiro- Maybe they can use both?

Tanjiro- I mean I use Water breathing and Sun!

Kaburamaru- I'm so coo-

Obanai- No you're not, anyways can they use two?

Shinobu- Probably! It would be nice to have two double breathing hashira wouldn't it?

Inosuke- Gonpajiro where's Aoi?!

Tanjiro- Aoi is with Zen.. OH MY DEAD FAMILY IS DEAD DID YOU SAY AOI'S NAME CORRECTLY?!

Inosuke- Ya?

Obanai- Thank you for answering the question, we'll be leaving now

Obanai bows and grabs Sanemi and Kaburamaru's arm and drags them out of the butterfly mansion

Shinobu- Ah Kanao! Something wrong?

Kanao- Zenitsu and Aoi are uhm.. Zenitsu is flirting with Aoi and Aoi is hitting Zenitsu with a broom

Inosuke- WHAT?! NO ONE CAN FLIRT MY FUTURE WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE

Inosuke runs into the room Zenitsu is in and beats the crap out of him

Tanjiro looks at Kanao and smiles

Tanjiro- Hey! Looks like you didn't use your coin again!

Tanjiro walks over to Kanao and holds both of her hands smiling

Tanjiro- You shouldn't use your coin anymore! After all you need to be making your own decisions!

Kanao- I.. I will.. Th-thank your Tanj..

Tanjiro- You welco-

Shinobu- Ara Ara Tanjiro-san.. Don't forget I'm here?

Tanjiro- Ah I'm sorry Kocho I'll uh..

Tanjiro runs into the room Inosuke is beating Zenitsu up in

Inosuke- THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FLIRTING WITH ME WIFE

Aoi- Eh?! I'm not you're wife?!(*・x・)

Inosuke- You give me food everyday so of course you're my wife!

Aoi passes out on Tanjiro and the two of them hit the ground

Zenitsu💭EH?! IF TANJIRO GETS TO HAVE A B!TCH, INOSUKE GETS TO HAVE A B!TCH, THEN HOW COME I CAN'T HAVE MY B!TCH NEZUKO-CHAN?!

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I have no idea what this skit is about