No one pov ~Time skip to Sunday night the day before school because I have no ideas~ ~Also with Sanemi cause why not?~

Sanemi brushes his teeth and changes into his pajamas. The weekend went by fast. There was so much he had to do but he chose to have fun. He got to know Iguro a lot better. Iguro told Sanemi and everyone else his sister was going to Kimetsu Academy.

Pretty much everyone was excited. As Sanemi heads to his bed he felt like something was off. He looked around his room. (IF YOU CAN REALIZE WHATS MISSING YOU WIN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! There was a small detail for it, in like the first chapter. A few words.) Sanemi doesn't really know why it seemed off.

He sits on his bed and takes another look around. Sanemi couldn't figure it out. After around, 45 minutes of looking around his room, he gave up and just laid in bed. He closes his eyes and falls asleep.

~Morning~

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Sanemi hits his alarm clock. It was more annoying than usual. He looked at the time and saw it was 5:57am. He woke up pretty early. Sanemi gets up and goes to the bathroom. He does his things then changes into his school uniform.

Sanemi goes downstairs and just toast pop tarts. Since he never or will learn how to cook, he just makes simple meals. As his pop tarts were being toasted, he runs back upstairs to grab his phone and bag. Somehow in some way he forget his bag and phone.

He goes back downstairs and grabs the pop tart. He eats it. Sanemi grabs his phone and goes on it. He just scrolls on Twitter (Gosh not Twitter 💀💀💀). Sanemi had plenty of time. It was only 6:12am and the gates open at 6:30!

He kinda wanted to wait for everyone instead of them waiting for him. Sanemi felt evil and left the house without waking up Genya. He goes to the school gate and surprisingly doesn't see Giyuu or Sabito. Instead he saw Cherry, Krista, Weirdos, Iguro, and his sister.

Iguro and his sister were talking about stuff. Sanemi approaches them. 'Hi.' Iguro jumped. He didn't see Sanemi approaching them. 'Why is he so ugly?' Scarlet says. 'Excuse me?! You're calling me ugly with that hideous hair color.' Sanemi insults back.

'You don't even know her Sanemi?' Iguro tells him. He had a point. Sanemi only knew it was Iguro sister. He doesn't know their name. 'I'm Scarlet.' She says force shaking Sanemi hand. 'Sa-' 'My brother already told me your ugly name.' Scarlet cuts off Sanemi.

Then Mitsuri, Rengoku, and Giyuu approach. 'Hi Iguro and Sanemi!!' Mitsuri says joyfully. 'Hi Mitsuri.' Iguro responds back. 'Who she?' Rengoku ask pointing to Scarlet. 'I'm Scarlet! Iguro sister!' She says waving. For some reason Scarlet didn't like Sanemi.

Then the school gates open. 'Surprised Shinobu isn't here yet or Sabito.' Mitsuri said. Iguro and Scarlet left the group behind. 'Seems like the siblings left us.' Rengoku says. 'She is pretty! Is she our age?' Mitsuri ask as the group walks into the school. Everyone shrugs. 'Ask Iguro.' Sanemi says blankly.

Instead of Shinobu showing up, Kanae did. 'Hi guys!' Kanae says. Everyone says their hellos besides Sanemi. 'Where's Shinobu?' Rengoku ask. 'She got hurt! I wanted her to recover from her injuries.' Kanae says with a weird hint of joy in her voice.

Sanemi of course didn't trust Kanae. He feels like Kanae did something to Shinobu but didn't want to ruin the vibe. Giyuu and Sanemi both head to their lockers to get their stuff. 'What do you have Sanemi?' Giyuu ask.

'Math. How about you Emo?' Sanemi responds. 'I have science.' They both talk about who knows what as they got their stuff. Then Iguro walks over with Scarlet. 'Hi!' Scarlet says. Giyuu waves. 'Hello Iguro and person.' Sanemi says.

Scarlet scoffs. 'Gosh how is that guy even popular? You look like a pile of dog shit!' Scarlet says telling Iguro. Giyuu almost started laughing. 'C'mon! How come you and Iguro said the same thing when we first met!' Sanemi ask.

Iguro shrugs. 'She has math, I have English.' He says. Scarlet looks at Giyuu. 'Hi.' 'What's your name?' Scarlet ask. 'Tomioka Giyuu. You?' 'Scarlet Iguro.' She says. Giyuu nods. 'What classes do you two have?' Iguro ask. 'I have Math, Giyuu has Science.' Sanemi says

Scarlet groans. 'What?' Sanemi ask. 'She has Math with you Sanemi.' Iguro tells him. Sanemi wanted to khs. But he couldn't in school (UNLESS-). 'Great!' He says. 'Where is Sabito?' Sanemi ask. 'I don't know. We didn't talk since Saturday.' Giyuu says.

'Maybe he's sick.' Giyuu says. 'Anywayys I don't know where Math is soo Chihuahua you gotta show me.' Scarlet says. Giyuu and Sanemi stare in confusion. 'She means SANEMI has to show where math class is.' Iguro says making it more clear.

'Well I'm NOT a chihuahua first of all and SECOND ain't no way I'm showing where math is.' Sanemi says annoyed. He never got called a chihuahua so he was kinda surprised Scarlet said that. 'I'll just follow you then!' Scarlet tells Sanemi.

Sanemi rolls his eyes. Then the two start kiddy fighting. 'So does he do this often?' Iguro whispers to Giyuu. Giyuu shakes his head. 'He acts like a 3 year old sometimes though.' Giyuu whispers back. 'Let's just leave them.. I know where English is anyways.' Giyuu agrees and the two walk away for Sanemi and Scarlet.

'Hey where did Giyuu and My brother go?' Scarlet says. Sanemi turns around and saw that they left them. 'If they left that means the bell is going to ring soon.' Sanemi tells her. Sanemi then starts running to math. Scarlet was following from behind.

They both eventually make it to math. They go inside the room. 'Hi!' It was the math teacher. 'Hi!' Scarlet replies. 'I'm Mrs. Milkers are you Scarlet?' She ask. Scarlet nods. Sanemi sits at his desk. 'You sit next to Sanemi and Jakealphapoo!' Mrs. Milkers says.

Scarlet questions the names but goes to sit next to Sanemi and Jakealphapoo. 'We have an Alpha bad boy emo boy in our class..' Sanemi whispers. Scarlet stares at Jakealphapoo. 'He looks like moldy shit..' Scarlet whispers back. The Alpha emo boy bad then starts flirting with himself.

Some random girl then starts drooling. 'What the fuck are you doing?' Scarlet ask her. 'The Alpha boy is SOO SEXY AND HOT!!!' She says. Her face was a blushing mess. 'Gosh how can a furry have so much rizz?' Scarlet ask Sanemi. He shrugs. Then Mitsuri enters.

'Hi Sanemi!' She says walking over to sit behind Sanemi. 'Hi Kanroji.' Sanemi says. 'Hey BBG 😍😍😘😘😘.' The Alpha boy says. Mitsuri cringes. 'Oh my god are you that girl Iguro was talking about?' Scarlet ask. Mitsuri blushes a bit. 'I-I don't know! Anyways what's your name?' Mitsuri ask.

'Scarlet Iguro! You?' 'She is Mitsuri Kanroji BBG hot mommy milkers.' Jakealphapoo says. Sanemi stares in cringe. 'How the fuck did he not get held back.' Sanemi thinks. Scarlet stares at Jakealphapoo. 'Gosh I wanna die..' Scarlet muttered under her own breathe.

'Well then it's nice to meet you Mitsuri! You have a lovely name!' Scarlet tells Mitsuri. 'Thank you! Your name is lovely too!' Mitsuri says a bit flushed. She didn't know Iguro was talking about her. 'I'm Jakealphapoo boy emo guy.' Alpha says winking at Scarlet.

'How can you deal with this guy.?' Scarlet ask Sanemi. 'I got used to it! Somehow he has so much rizz he turned straights to gays!' Sanemi tells her. Scarlet rolls her eyes. 'He seems like a sick joke.' Scarlet says. 'Alright class! Settle down settle down.' Mrs. Milkers says.

Everyone shuts up. 'As you can see, we have a new student! You may stand up Scarlet!' She says. Scarlet stands up. 'This isn't kindergarten.' Scarlet thinks to herself. 'Alright! Give a brief explanation about yourself!' Mrs. Milkers says.

'Hi I'm Scarlet, I'm 16 and I'm better then all of your fat asses!' Scarlet says. 'DAMN YOUR HOT! WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME BBG HOT MOMMY MILKY SEX GURL?' Jakealphapoo ask. The entire class cringed. Scarlet sits down and ignores his question.

'Anyways class what is 34.5×2-18+18÷2+9?' Mrs. Milkers ask. 'Isn't that 69?' Scarlet whispers to Mitsuri. 'Your correct Scarlet! Already on a roll huh?' Mrs. Milkers says to Scarlet. 'Now what's 350+50+(2×10)÷2+75÷5-(3+2)?' She says.

'420 right?' Sanemi whispers to Scarlet. 'Your correct Sanemi! Wow the student can change stupid kids to smart ones!' Mrs. Milkers says. 'Since you made me happy! You can have free time!' She says. 'I'm Jake not Jakealphapoo but call Jakealphapoo.' Jakealphapoo says trying to rizz up Scarlet and Mitsuri.

'Gosh Sanemi how can you deal with such an abomination! He's the fucking worst!' Scarlet says. She wantsd to tell him that she is Lesbian despite not being one to get him out of the way. 'What's the matter baba grill? Did I rizz you so hard I made you hard?' Jakealphapoo says.

'I'm lesbian.' Scarlet says

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So this was more of a joke chapter.

Also because I red the most Satire story of my life. It's from RoachJuiceViolent you should read it. I can't get over the book it's so weird(IN A GOOD WAY) I love it👍👍

Written- 7/19/23
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