Introducing! Yui and Mui! They will now start to appear more in this book now thanks to me shipping Genmui (Platonic because they too young but I'll make them flirt👍 With angy Yui)

Facts about my AU of the Tokito twins✨

Their mom and dad died

They can both cook but Yui is better

Yui is very overprotective about Mui

Mui has bad time remembering the most important things but remembers useless things easily

Yui is a Introvert and Mui is a Ambivert

Yui HATES and I mean HATES Genya for an unknown reason

Mui and Yui are surprisingly very savage

The Tostitos twins have a close bond ever since their mom died due to covid-19287 and their dad dying after eating years worth of Taco bell then taking the fattest and thickest shit and after the shit the stench was so strong and stinky it killed their dad and almost killed Yui. Also gave them a clogged toilet for 1 year and the stench for 7 months.

Also Yui is asexual. In my au he is very asexual.... >:] (Oh and Mui is Bi)

~That's all for now! You can now start reading!~

No one pov with Yui

As Yuichiro gets up from his nap, he sees Muichiro with Genya. 'That asshole better be treating Mui nicely or I'm going to fucking killing him...' Yui mutters getting up from his bed. 'How can Mui even like him if he's as ugly as his fucking brother who is named like... I dunno Salami?' Yui thinks to himself.

'Hello Mui and Ugly ass no style person.' Yui says walking towards Mui and Genya. 'Hello ugly unsavage replica of Mui' Genya responds. Yuichiro rolls his eyes. 'Call down Kitkat.' Mui says stroking Genya's arm. 'Kitkat?' Yui says. 'We both liked kitkats so I gave him the nickname kitkat and he gave me katkit.' Mui randomly says.

Yuichiro stares in anger. He sighs. 'You guys are shit at making nicknames I swear to god...' Yui mutters. 'At least I have a nickname and a friend Yui! Your so introverted that even the quiet kid is scared of you!' Mui yells. 'Damn.' 'Shut the fuck up Kat-shit' Yui says. Genya rolls his eyes.

'Actually why are you here? Don't you have a Salami to deal with?' 'He hates me so I'm planning to live here.' Genya says. Both Mui and Yui stare in disappointment. 'Although you are my friend, if you wanna live here then you have to go take an actual shower! You smell like dogshit.' Mui says shocking Genya.

'Mui is right! You smell so bad! What is up with that? Did my dead dads taco bell shit stench into your system or something!' Yui mentions. 'I don't smell bad!' Genya yells. 'Yeah yeah.. I'm going to go make some eggs with bacon.' Yui says walking over to the kitchen. 'DON'T USE THE EGGS! THERE ARE CHICKS IN THEM!' Muichiro yells.

Yui walks to the kitchen and grabs a pan. He grabs a few eggs. 'Why are they heavy?' Yui thinks to himself. He then turns on the stove, puts the pan on the stove, and cracks one egg open on the pan and a chick falls out. The chick starts dying. Yui stares in fear. 'What. The. Fuck.' Yui mutters in fear.

'I hate homework! Ugh this is so hard.' Genya complains. 'It's not that hard! Your just stupid GenGen!' Mui says doing his homework. 'The math teacher hates me after I almost killed his body pillow wife! He gave me 7 packets of 100 pages of homework! I don't think you understand!' Genya says paranoid.

'Calm down kitkat! I can help you with some? Even though your dumbass should study more but still!' Mui says. Genya hands Mui three homework packets. 'Let's do it shall we Gen? I can show you how to do this monstrosity!' Mui tells Genya. Genya nods slowly and sighs. He grabs a pencil and starts doing it.

The chick died. At this point Yui was traumatized. 'Oh my fucking shit lord have mercy..' Yui says backing up and almost tripping on the floor. He stares at the dead chick. 'M-might as well make ch-chicken as a l-late meal..' Yui says. He grabs a spatula and starts cooking the dead chick.

~18 minutes later~

'And that's how you do math Gengen!' Mui says. Genya was very confused but decided not to question it. Mui in somehow and in someway already finished all the 100 paged math packets under 30 minutes for Genya because he a SIMP (SUPER INTENSE MINOR P0RN<--I am so sorry) for Genya!

Yui walk out with two plates. 'That's not eggs and bacon brother? Are you blind?' Mui says. 'No. When I cracked an egg, a chick fell out and died so I cooked it! I also used two other chicks but I mean. Good food right?' Mui and Genya stare with fear. 'What? I had my portion! It taste good!' Yui tells them.

They both were unresponsive. 'You are a fucking PSYCHO!!!!1!1!!1!11!!!1!1!1' Genya yells. 'I'm sorry! The chick already died! And plus it taste good! Once you add a bit of MSG and some chili flakes it just perfection!' Yui says.

He hands them both their plates. Mui was still shocked but looked at the dead chick. 'Don't worry I deboned it.' Both Genya and Mui stare at Yui. 'You can not take that back Yui.' Mui whisper-yells at Yui. 'I know.. I know..' Yui says with disappointment.

Then Genya pokes the chick with a fork then hesitates. Mui grabs the chick and takes a small bite. '.... It kinda taste good..' Mui says with a noticeable amount of shock. After Mui said that, Genya also takes a bite. 'I hate you so fucking much.' Genya says to Yui.

'You always fucking hated me Mr. American.' Yui says. 'I feel sick eating this even though I know this is well cooked.' Mui says. 'It's normal don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.' Yui reassures Mui. Genya gets up. 'I already finished it..' Genya says surprising the Tostitos twins.

'Eh?! I didn't even eat the whole thing! I took 3 bites and threw the rest out! I was messing around when I said I ate the whole thing!' Yui says very surprised. 'Sanemi gave me worse. One time he tried cooking pizza, when he gave me it, it looked good but when I tasted it....' Genya loses his words.

Mui and Yui stare at him. 'The dough was raw and he put a rat he killed in it.' They blink at him. 'He didn't saw anything?' Mui ask. Genya nods heading to the kitchen. Mui stares at Yui. 'His brother is shit, we should adopt Gen-' 'No.'

Mui gets up too and goes to throw away the dead chick. 'Well that was weird.' Yui says walking back to his room. Both Genya and Mui were in the kitchen. 'Hey Gen?' Mui ask. 'Hmm?' 'Who's that?' Mui says pointing at someone in the bushes. They flee. 'Who was that?' Genya says worried.

'I dunno! Maybe someone stalking us!' Mui says. 'Why would they stalk you! Both you and That psycho bitch aren't that interesting! Well not to be rude but..' Genya says. 'Maybe after you?' Mui points out putting his plate in the sink.

'Why would they be after me? I'm not that important to anyone besides you?' Genya tells Mui. Mui shrugs. They both walk of together and go to the living room. Even when their done with their homework, they still had other business. 'You said don't go to the bathroom right?' Genya says.

Mui was putting on a gas mask. 'Isn't this a little overreacted?' Genya tells Mui. 'No you just don't understand, the bathroom smells so bad it killed our dad.' Mui says putting on gloves. Genya stares at him. 'Uh.. Okay..?' Genya says. Mui walks into the bathroom and closes it immediately.

Then he runs back out closing the door and locking it. 'I'm going to my room now Kitkat.' Mui says taking off his gas mask and gloves. He then goes to his room leaving Genya all alone.

'I hate being alone. Might as well watch a YouTube tutorial on how to use guns.' Genya says walking to the living room. He sits on a sofa and watches a tutorial on how to steal and use a gun. As he was watching, Yui was questioning his life and Mui was throwing up in his bathroom.

All of was being recorded. Mui, Yui, Genya, everything. Something felt odd and Genya felt it but brushed it aside.

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OMG ONG TOSITIO TWINS?!

Tostitos twins joke was a reference to one of my books.

Also Yui is single and is FOREVER single so no simping for him.

Written- 8/13/23
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