Pizza: oh shit

Party hat: what happened?

Pizza: *ahem* uhh you might not like this dare

Party hat: what?

Pizza: here's this stupid shit

Pizza: by FakerShieldy

Party hat: excuse yourself i have a crush on someone else

Pizza: it's a dare so you have to do it

Party hat: Shit Shelly is gonna kill me-

Later

Party hat: Hey shieldy

Shieldy: hi! What up-

Party hat kisses Shieldy on the head

Shieldy: WHAT THE HECK-

Shelly comes running here

Shelly: PARTY HAT IM GONNA END YOUR LIFE

Party hat: IM SORRY IT WAS A FRICKIN' DARE-

Baguette and Boat walks over to see what happened

Boat: what happened??

Shelly starts running at party hat

Party hat: SHIT-

Party hat starts running

Pizza: this wasn't the plan but okay

Shelly: COME BACK HERE!

Party hat: AAAAA-

Shieldy: *disgusted*

Baguette: you ok?

Later

Party hat has now a Bruise on his Tail and his a bit ripped apart

Party hat:...

Party hat: i hate this world-

Shelly: that's what you get for kissing my boyfriend

Slurpy: i didn't know you two were dating??

Shelly: forgot to tell you sorry!

Slurpy: okay

Pizza: uh yeah that's all-

(A/N: i am sorry for this- i just don't really like the ship bc i headcanon party hat as like 4 years older than Shieldy and then Shieldy dating Shelly cuz yeah-

Anyways I'm sorry for ruining you're ship Party hat x Shieldy shippers i just have different opinions and shit so uh yeah see y'all in the next one)