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Happy birthday to you.

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Finally! The cruise ship has arrived!

You take your luggage and walk towards the ship, as the others do so too. When you board it, however, something feels... off. 

You don't pay much attention to it, continuing on. You settle your luggage somewhere and let yourself relax for a little.

Big mistake.

You're suddenly hit with a wave of drowsiness. Everything starts to fade to black. 

You try persisting, but your efforts are futile.

Your eyes begin to close shut.

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Huh?

When you open your eyes, you seem to still be on the cruise ship. But you're not where you were before.

You were in a completely different area. It did still look like the cruise, but it's... strangely big. 

You look around a little. Everyone else from the docks is here too. It took a little, but you eventually notice an ID card laying on your chest. 

Picking it up, you look at the information displayed.

It showed... pretty much everything about you. Your relatives (if you even have any), your hobbies, your LEGAL NAME (and the name you go by), and... your ultimate? What is that, anyways?

You shouldn't pay much attention to it. What you need to do is find a way out of here.

Despite this, you notice a... birthday cake on the largest table in the room. It's chocolate flavored, complete with candles and everything.

There's a red fondant heart in the middle... yet it doesn't seem to look like fondant? It has veins on it.

Would you like to take a closer look?

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ADDITIONAL NOTES

the legal name part doesn't apply to suction cup man. He's still fucking Suction Cup Man. why would i deprive suction cup man of suction cup man HE'S . HE'S SUCTION CUP MAN

take a shot everytime suction cup man is mentioned in this roleplay chat. I wanna see who passes out the earliest and who passes out the latest

also...psstt... hint : the host is two of my biggest kins mashed together....