Hey POPTART'S!

So i'm writing ANOTHER story about 1D with a very awesome persona, ZLikesWolves !!!

She's Zoey, ZoeyBear, Z, Zoo.

I'm Caitlin..... yeah :P

Check her Profile out! She'll be writing in her point of view... I think. Not sure yet, but be ready for this AdVeNtUrE!

You won't regret it :-)

~Caitlin

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"Hey Caitlin, you ready yet?"

"Wait....." I muttered as I quickly killed the Boss from Lord Of The Ring's The Conquest.

"Dude, come on!"

"Shhhh, me kill boss" I collected my rewards and I grinned as I made it to a check point.

"AWWWWW YEAH, suck it fatty!" I threw  my controller to the ground.

After a second I screamed in horror "NO! NO! NO! NO!" I grabbed the pieces of the controller.

"........ Your not using mine" Zoey smirked.

I tried to put the pieces together again "NOOOOOOOOO, WHY GOD MAN, WHY?!" I sobbed.

"AWWWWIIEEE" Zoey hugged me.

"The cheesits pray for your oreos"

"They better" I grumbled and looked at the broken pieces of my controller.

"HOW WILL I PLAY NOW?!" I face planted onto the floor and went into major moping mode.

"Why must life taunt me? I was just about to get new armor too"

"And I was going to get MacDonald's, but I see that is not going to happen!" Zoe tackled me and flipped me around.

"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMEN!" she shook me back and forth.

 "I-I CAN'T!"

"WELL, TRY!" then she slapped me, playfully, but i'm still going to kick her ass for it.

"I WILL ONCE YOU LET GO OF ME YOU TWINKIE!" I rolled her over and we started to roll around our crappy apartment together, jabbing each other in the ribs and torturing each other.

I rolled onto my back and we both stared at the ceiling. We both looked to see a box of cheeseit's and oreos. We both dived for them and parted with our delicious food "Truce?"

"Truce butter milk" Zoey shoved the food in her mouth, don't judge, I was doing the exact same with twenty Oreo's.

"Should we be going to Macca's now?"

"Gosh, you're so Australian" she laughed at me.

I rolled my eyes "Well, nah, I did live there when I was six month's old to sixteen year's old"

"I know! We we're parted for so long!"

"I know my love! But now, we are together! Forever!" we hugged before rolling out of our apartment.

Yep.

That's us, we're un-related by blood, but we we're born thirty second's apart, next to each other. Creepy, I know. I moved to Australia and each holiday we went back and forth to America, to Australia. Then, our parent's got sick of us and bought us our crappy apartment and kicked us out.

Yay for parenting.

We got out side and started to walk to Macca's "Sooooo, whatcha gonna get?" I asked as I passed a kid with shoes that lit up.

Z and I looked at each other before tackling each other trying to grab the kid. She turned to us before running away screaming for her mummy.

We got up "THOSE SHOES WERE MINE!"

"NU-UH! PROVE IT!" we started to slap each other's hand's and then noticed we had drawn a crowed.

"And now my pet, we must vanish!" we said in sync and clapped out hand's, before running for Macca's.

We arrived and pulled out our wallet's "How much you have?"

"Fifty"

"Sixty nine, and a mint" Zoey grabbed my mint and ate it.

"WOAH, BITCH, YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!"

"OH, I THINK I DID!"

"YOU WANNA GO ME?!" I acted all gangster.

We stopped, stared at each other for a second before shaking our head's "Nah" we said at the same time, if you haven't noticed, we were so obsessed with being twins when we were younger, we had perfected the creepy thing when twin's say the exact same thing at the same time.

We act kind of alike, we like most of the same thing's and basically do everything together.

We do it by accident now, but we don't care. It freak's people out "I'm sorry for eating your mint Kitty"

"And i'm sorry for being gangster" we hugged and then turned to the cash persona.

"Hello persona" I did a half circle with my right hand.

"Can we have a Big mac-"

"With a large coke-"

"And large fries-"

"And then a Mc Chicken burger-"

"With a large Fanta-"

"And large fries-"

"And two sundaes-"

"One Chocolate-"

"And one caramel" we said... the person seemed a bit more than freaked out.

They nodded and pressed the buttons "That's twenty three, twenty five"

"Here you go" we said in sync and then handed him the money, Zoey half and I the other half. She stared at us in horror and then went behind the wall.

"Good job B1" I said.

"Good job B2" we high fived and did our hand shake. We then turned to the counter and waited for out order. Not a second later our order was put in front of us.

"Thank you" we sang and then went to a table.

I noticed a group of people, who honestly looked like the government secret spy service. They wore beanies, sun glasses and kept whispering and looking over at us "I think they found us B1" I said as I turned back to my meal.

Zoey turned slightly and nodded "I think they have B2" we finished our meal in record time.

"DONE!!" I yelled and stopped our timer.

"Ha, new record" I stuck my tongue out at Zoey.

"TIME!" she stop's her timer.

"Ha, two seconds out of it" she pouted and went into one of the mood's of defeat.

"AWWWW, it's okay ZoeyBear, you'll get it next time"

"Damn right I will" I mock gasped.

"How could you say that?!"

"I'm sorry"

"You better, my Oreo's are no way in the world going to Hell, not after what happened last time" I shivered.

Z gasped "I thought you weren't ever going to speak of that again!" she stood and grabbed my chin and made me look at her.

"We're not in hell anymore, kay Kitten? We're free"

"Kay... NOW LET GO OF ME WOMEN! I'M STILL HUNGRY!" I went over to the counter.

"Hi again, can I have-"

"We" I laughed.

"We have another sundae and a box of cookies? Thanks" we got our stuff and walked out side, eating our ice cream.

"Hey, remember that time we threw ice cream out your mom?"

"Yeah, she went mental, saying we were horrid children and that we should never ever get to eat ice cream again" I copied my mother's voice.

Zoey laughed "And then she locked us up in our room, un-aware we had a fridge full of candy"

"Man, we did not sleep for day's" I sighed at the memory.

"Hey B2?"

"Yes B1?"

"I think the government is following us"

"Oh crud" I looked over my shoulder, and in-deed those spies were following us.

"It was nice knowing you B1"

"You too B2" we hugged and then turned around, holding our sundae's like a weapon, our cookie in our pocket.

"WAAAAAAACHHOOOWWWWW!!!" we said in sync and did some ninja moves.

The group froze, and Zoey and I threw our sundae's at them, before running off and screaming "RETREAT"

We got to our crappy apartment building and then ran up the three flight's of stair's, I hate exercise, even if I am running for my life from secret government spies. Then we tripped over each other and fell down a flight of stair's.

I moved like a turtle, trapped on it's back and Zoey was rocking back and forth "I can't move"

"Woah, same bro" then we heard someone run up the stairs and magically we could get up. We got up and caught a glimpse of a beanie. We looked at each other before running for our lives.

We got to the apartment door and walked in, yeah, we don't lock the door, since you know, the building's full of crook's that look out for their neighbour's and would eat anyone who would try to steal from us.

We locked the door and then looked at each other "YOU PACK CLOTHES, I PACK ELECTRONICS!" I screamed and we ran around the apartment, packing our stuff. I am in no way, letting the government get my X-box..... my high score.

Suddenly our door was banged on "ZOO! THEY FOUND US!" I screamed in panic, having an anxiety attack. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THEIR GOING TO LOCK US UP IN A WHITE ROOM! My eyes widened and I started to shake in fear, what if it's a tiny room?!

"Oh god Kitty, calm, calm, calm" I took deep breathe's as the banging on the door seemed to be multiply. My hand's were numb as I started to calm down.

"Right, now what?"

"Welll....." suddenly a door hinge fell off.

"Arming our selves like what we'd do in a zombie Apocalypse might help" as I swallowed my fear.

"KAY!" we ran into the kitchen

"ZOO! WHERE'S THE KNIVES?!" I screamed at her.

"IT WAS YOUR TURN TO DO THE DISHES!"

"WAS NOT!"

"WAS TOO!"

"ARE WE REALLY GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT WHO'S TURN IT WAS TO DO THE DISHES WHEN WE ARE GOING TO DIE?!" she paused for a second.

"Let's go all Rapunzel on their asses then" she pull's out the fry pan's.

"You my dear, are a genius.... hey, spoon's" Spoon's, they were the only thing left in the kitchen.

"So, were are our kitchen utensils?" I asked.

"Remember that prank we pulled on that old lady across the road?"

"OH yeah, LOL" we laughed before we heard our door bang open. We armed each other with a fry pan and a hand full of spoon's.

Five boy's ran into the room and we held up the weapon's "Come at us brother's from another mother"

"I agree sistah from another mistah" I said and we went back the back with each other, like Team Rocket from Pokemon.

"Prepare for trouble-" Zoe started.

"Make it double" I grinned.

"To protect to world from devastation-"

"To Unite all people within our nation"

"To denounce the evil of truth and love-"

"To extend our reach to the stars above.." I trailed off.

"Jessie...." Zoey said in a low voice.

"James..." I said in a high voice.

And then, Zoe laughed and yelled "Team rocket blasts of at the speed of light!" 

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" I yelled in glory.

"Meow, that's right" we stared at the curl haired one.

"No..." I started.

"Just, nooo....." Zoey said as we shook our head's.

Everyone stared at the guy, he shrug his shoulder's "I had to say it"

We then went into ninja mode "NINJA POWAH!" we screamed and waved the spoon's around, one guy took off and we tried to scare the other four away, it didn't work.

They advanced toward's us and without thinking, I whacked the closest one over the head. He fell to the ground and everyone stared at me, even Zoo. I awkwardly laughed "Uh, oopppiiieeesss" then it was world war three.

In the next two minutes, the male spies were on the ground, unconcious "They was easier than I expected" I nodded and we then dragged them into our shared bed room and left the on the floor, since you know, we're girl's with no upper body strength

"I think we killed them" Zoe nudged one with her foot. We went silent.

"So, what now?"

"..... Pizza?"

"Best idea, ever" I praised Zoey.

We walked out into our living room "Wait, how about the other guy?"

I thought for a second "I guess we should hunt him down, don't want any more spies coming to our door step" we grabbed our pan's and spoon's and went on the hunt for the other one.

We walked down the hall way, no sign of a government spy "Dude, I think he's gon-"

I saw the fire escape door move and Zoey went over to the door and opened it. The spy looked at us and then Zoey swang the pan without hesitation and knocked him out.

"...... Remind me to never piss you off in the morning's" I laughed and we dragged him by his feet into our apartment.

We left him with his group and walked back into the living room "So, pizza?"

"YEAH!" we high fived each other and then we heard a ring tone.

"Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja
Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a neun pum gyo gi nun yo ja
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja
Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja

Na nun sa na ye
Na je nun no man kum ta sa ro un gu ron sa na ye
Ko pi shik gi do jo ne one shot te ri nun sa na ye-"

"Is that Gangnam Style?" Zoo asked and I picked up an iPhone.

"Man, these agent's sure do get the expensive stuff, nice to know that our tax money goes to iPhones with good ring tones"

I pressed the green button "Ello, Ello?" I put my British accent on, so they won't recognise my voice.

"Who is this?"

".... The ghost of your past. WOOOOO" Zoo face palmed and we shared the phone.

"Okay, Lou, give Liam his phone back"

"Who the fu-" Zoo slapped the back of my head.

"OWWW, WHAT THE HELL ICE CREAM LADY!" I yelled, dropping the phone.

"Great, blow our cover!"

 I gave her a really look "Aha" I picked the phone up.

"WHO IS THIS?! I DEMAND YOU PUT LIAM ON THE PHONE!"

"Beep, I will be sure to give Liam this message, NOT" Zoey ended the call.

"We should destroy the phone so they can't track us" I looked at the phone and shoved it into Zoo's hand's.

"I can't kill an innocent electronic"

She put the phone on the ground, ready to brake it, and paused "I CAN'T EITHER!" then phone ring's and Zoo declines the call.

It ring's again, she declines the call. And it ring's again "YOLO BIOTH!" she grabbed my controller and smashed the phone.

"MY CONTROLLER!" I screamed in horror.

"Sorry"

"You are sooooo buying me a controller"

"Make me"

"I will confiscate your Cheesit's" I threatened.

"Damn..." I grinned. Then we stared at the phone before going into hysterics.

"LOL, imagine the guy's face when he see's his iPhone!" Zoo giggled.

"I know!" I looked up and screamed in horror.

"ZOOOOO!!" I screamed as I rolled out of the way as one of the agent's tried to jump onto me. I heard Zoo fight off her attacker's. She got up and grabbed my hand, before pulling me into the bath room.

She locked the door. They bang on the door and I start to look through our draw's "OPEN UP!"

"Woah, sound's like Zayn Malik" I looked at Zoo.

"Not the time Zoo" I grabbed some erm, feminine product's.

"GO AWAY! NO BODY'S HOME! AND WE'LL AVOID IT AT ALL COST'S!" Zoo yelled through the door.

 "What are you doing?" Zoo asked me.

"Well, if their going to be like any man, they'll freak out and and scream while we make a run for it"

She laughed "Best idea ever"

"Of course" I stuck my tongue out at her.

"Are you going to have another attack though?"

"I don't think so" she nodded and they kept banging on the door.

Then she grabbed the toilet brush and I gave her a 'Why Are You Pretending To Sword Fight A Invisible Man?'

She grinned "Anyone would scream and freak out if a toilet brush touches him"

"OOhhhhh, tu shay my friend, tu shay"

"Do you even know what that word mean's?"

"Nope" I popped my 'P'.

"Neither do I" she laughed and I grabbed the handle.

"On the count of three, yeah?" she nodded.

"One" she grinned.

"Two-"

"THREE!" she screamed and I opened the door. She charged out of the bath room with the toilet brush and I threw ~awkward cough~ faminine products at them.

 "ARE THESE-?!?!?!"

"HAVE FUN ON YOUR MAN PERIODS, BOY'S!" I yelled and I grabbed Zoe's, non toilet brush hand's and we made a run for the front door. We stopped seeing this massive  guy.

"We are just a figment of your imagination" I did the rainbow move from sponge bob.

He narrowed his eyes at us and stepped forward we both ran to left into the kitchen "YOU MAY TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM, BUT YOU WON'T TAKE AWAY MY SPIRT! OR MY CHESSITS..."

"OR MY OREO'S AND POPTART'S!" I yelled as I grabbed a carrott.

"May as-well die in style, hey! That rhymed!" we both grabbed our carrots and went into a dramatic Team Rocket scene.

Then we just did some random moves to make them back off a bit. Suddenly the big guy grab's us "RAPIST!"

We screamed in sync and tried to fight the guy, but he lifted us over his shoulder... I wonder if he uses steroids? He carries us out of our apartment.

"This is my love~"

"Don't talk like that my love~"

"But this is the end~"

"It will never be the end, since we love each other like so~"

"Well, before I leave, I have a confession~"

"What is it my lovee?" I hope I don't regret this.

"Remember those twenty packets of Cheesits that went missing?" I said as we bumped on the guy's shoulder as he went down the stairs.

"Yesss....." she looked at me iin confusion.

"Well, they may have danced into my mouth"

I looked at her, and man, did she look pissed "I TRUSTED YOU!~"

"I AM SORRY MY LOVE~"

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" I screamed in horror as she started to strangle me.

"LET GO YOU CRACKER JACKER!" I screamed as the guy let us go and we fell on the ground floor of our apartment building.

We rolled around on the ground, scream arguing about the Cheesits I ate three year's ago "If we ever get out of it, i'll buy you more, kay?"

"YESSS!!!!" she screamed and did a happy dance. Then the guy picked u up again and dragged us into a van, dead oreo lord. I knew they were rapists.

He threw us in the back and we did a started to fight ninja's off with our light saber's.

~Reality: we laid on the ground for five minutes twitching as we lived our dream in Cookie And Creme world~

We both sat us and saw five guy's stare at us "Whatcha lookin' at-?"

"And why did you kidnap us?" you finished. We both tilted our head's to the left, like creepy twins from a movie and we talked in prefect sync.

"And why are we in your rapemobile with a guy with pepper spray?" Zoe finished our skit we had perfected year's ago.

 "Okay, stop acting like the twins from the shining....PLEASE."

"Liam..." Zoe whispered into my ear.

"Not now Zoey-Bear, we're being kidnapped" I whisped back to her.

"I'M YOUNG TO DIE!" one screamed "Lou..." I hit Zoe's arm and gave her a warning stare.

Then the van stopped and we were dragged out of it "Well, seem's like we're being treated like Lindsey Lohan"

I grumbled and Zoey hit me "Ow"

"Be nice to the crack head" we were dragged into a expensive looking house.

I quickly twisted my arm out of the guy's hand and kicked him in the back of the shin's, I hope I looked fucking ninja or i'm gonna be pissed. I grabbed Zoo's hand "Come on ZoeyBear!" I screamed and we ran for the front door's.

Those guy's stood in front of us and I groaned and skidded to a stop, Zoey stopped beside me. Then with out thinking we pointed in the same direction and screamed "HERE'S JOHNNY!" then we both ran for the back door, well, trying to find the back door.

I spotted it the same time Zoey did and we bade a brake for it. Then that guy stepped in front of the door. He dived for us and we screamed and ran up that stairs "Let's run-"

"Run fast as we can-"

"You can't catch us"

"BECAUSE WE'RE NINJA'S LIKE THAT!" we finished in perfect sync. We got into a room and slammed the door shut.

I saw a dresser and I ran to it as Zoey kept the door shut. I pushed it in front of the door and we both stepped back. Zoey looked around the room "LOOK! A BALCONY!" we ran to the door's and opened them.

I ran to the edge ".... You first" I offered.

"Oh no, I offer that you go first" we stared at each other before turning to the bed room door.

"We're so screwed"

"Agreed" this is it, we are going to be murdered by a group of famous guy's, in Zoey's opinion.

I honestly think their still government agent's. The door opened and I jumped into her arm's like Scooby-doo and Shaggy "GOOD BYE ZOO-BEAR!"

"BYE BYE KITTY!" we screamed and closed our eyes.

Hope this is quick.